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Wedding Revenge

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I have a bitch sister who is several years older than me, and we never got along well.  As her little brother, I would always be bullied and humiliated by her.  My earliest memories are of her bulling me.

I remember how she used to start every morning by going into my room and trashing my homework.  It was no wonder that my grades were poor until I found places to hide my homework.  I was always small for my age, even after reaching puberty early I did not grow in size.  I could not defend myself.  So my sister would bring her friends over and they would strip me naked just to humiliate me.  When I started getting interested in girls, I learned not to bring them over to my house as if my sister was there I would be stripped for sure right in front of my would-be girlfriend.  That killed a few potential relationships.  Of course there were pantsing incidents in public and in front of others.

When I started Junior High, my sister started a rumor that I had made some off-color remarks to one of the Senior High cheerleaders.  Her football player boyfriend tracked me down and punched me out.  My sister thought it was funny when I came home with a bloody face.

For my 13th birthday, she told me she had an extra special surprise for my party.  I knew it meant more humiliation, probably a pantsing or stripping.  I told my Mom that if my sister was there, I did not want a party.  She told me she’s my sister, that she has a right to be there, and I should be happy to have her.  I said then no party.  She said the party would be held as planned.  Well, before my friends arrived, I left the house and did not come back until hours later when I knew everyone would have gone home.  All this just to avoid humiliation in front of my friends.   Of course, my Mom made sure they took all the presents home.

When I turned 16, I finally grew big enough to defend myself.  Unfortunately by this time my sister had moved out of the house.  But I had a plan for revenge anyway.  Before she moved out, I hacked into her computer.  I found several photos she had taken of herself or others had taken for her.  The ones I was interested in had her nude.  Many showed her masturbating.  Several showed her having sex with one of a few boyfriends, or more than one at once.  I copied them all for future use.  And the time for that use came about a year ago.

My sister was to be married.  I acted like I wanted to use the occasion to make amends, as if I was to blame.  I volunteered to put together a little slide show showing my sister and her fiancé as little children growing up through their teens and into adulthood, and in the end showing them together.  I would show it during the reception.  My plan obviously was working.  I got some great photos of my sister’s fiancé, and Mom helped me pick out photos of my sister.

So it was the reception after the ceremony at last.  I started the slide show and everyone seemed to be enjoying it.  First came the photos of the groom.  Next came photos of my sister starting with her as a baby and then a little girl.  Suddenly there was a photo of my sister as a teenager – with a dildo!  People gasped.  I looked at my sister and saw her expression of shock and disbelief.  Her fiancé was also frozen.  Good.  I can continue the show.  Next came my sister giving someone a blow job.  Then photos of one guy eating her as she sucked another guy’s dick.  Then came an old boyfriend fucking her, and so on and so on.  At the end came a title card which read: “For my loving sister from your little brother.  Payment in full for all the shit you put me through.”

When the lights came on, the groom got up and came after me.  Fortunately, I was a faster runner.  My sister no longer talks to me, which is great.  We never talked much anyway after she moved out, and the less I have to do with her the better.  My mother was furious at me and says she will never forgive me.  Gee, mom, why weren’t you upset when sis was making my life a living hell?  You never once protected me.

Some of my relatives were on my side.  My grandpa told me he was glad to see I finally got a pair of balls and put my bitch sister in her place.  He was always on my side.  My cousin Andrea was a bridesmaid against her will.  She had a few grudges against my sister as well, and helped me find a few porn sites where I could upload sister’s photos.  Revenge can be fun.

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Bathing with my cousin

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I am a 13 year old guy and I just had a weekend visit with my grandmother.  My 11 year old girl cousin was also there.  The first night it was getting late and both of us wanted to take a bath before bed.  Grandma suggested we take the bath together.

I was horrified at the thought of being naked with my cousin.  Grandma asked why it would be a problem since we have bathed together before.  Grandma’s sense of time and age is not going so well.  She can get along on her own for now.  But the last time my cousin and I took a bath together I was 6 and she was 4.  There is a big difference between a 4 year old girl and an 11 year old, and a bigger difference between a 6 year old boy and a 13 year old.  But my cousin said, “Come on!  It will be fun.”  I was not only out voted, but Grandma was getting impatient because it was late.

So there my cousin and I were alone in the bathroom with the tub filling up with hot water.  She already stripped down to her panties and little training bra.  I just had my shirt unbuttoned.  She asked if I was nervous and needed help.  Then without waiting for an answer, she took off my shirt and undershirt.  She then knelt down to take off my socks, then undid my pants taking them down, and finally my drawers.  There I was standing naked in front of my cousin and feeling pretty embarrassed.  She took a good look at my dick and smiled.

Cousin told me to get in the tub, which I did.  She then took off her bra and panties.  Standing there naked, she smiled even more making sure I had a good look at her.  She was really enjoying this while I was very uncomfortable.  She then got into the tub behind me.  Taking the soap she began to wash my back.  Eventually I felt a bit more at ease when she asked me to turn around and wash her back.  I did.  She then washed my chest and arms, then I did the same to her rubbing what were the very first signs of what would become her breasts.  She seemed to enjoy that.  She then asked me to wash her legs, which I began to do.  She then told me to keep going.  I was not sure what she meant until she moved my hand over her pussy.  She moaned a bit and after a while said it was her turn again.

She began to wash my legs beginning with the feet and moving up to my waist.  She then began washing my dick until it became hard.  “Let me show you something I learned,” she said as she rinsed the soap from me.  She began to lick the tip of my penis and then put it in her mouth.  I was getting my first blow job ever!  After a few minutes, I felt my load shoot into her mouth.  Cousin just grinned.

We got out of the tub and dried each other off.  I had to admit it was fun.  Cousin thought we should do it again the next night, but this was my cousin.  Once was enough so I chickened out.  I still have no idea where are the age of 11 she learned to give a blow job, and I don’t want to know!

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My girlfriend caught me having sex with her sister

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This just happen yeasterday my name is justing and i have a girlfriend name and shes 16 brie me and brie been together for 3 years so that day when we came home from school i asked her do you wont to do More

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My worst EM

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Ok..this happened when we were newlyweds. We were at my wife’s elder sister’s place on our holiday. We were in the bedroom. Thanks to my wife… I was naked as newborn. She was giving me a blow job. Just then her sister came in opening the door. I thought we’d locked the door. But it wasn’t. She just saw us doing the act. She was as surprised as we were. She stared at us for sometime and started laughing. I was expecting her to close the door and go. But to my surprise she started having a conversation with my wife regarding the evening party ! wtf..i was standing there nude with my fully erected manhood. I didn know what to do.. whether to run and hide or to get my boxers or anything…I was embarrassed beyond imagination..and wanted to disappear somehow..after completing their very very important discussion..she started to leave… referring to my penis with her eyes, she said.”u’ve got a gud gun”.. I kinda liked that,even though the whole thing was really embarrassing…

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Gay affair

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Alright so I brought my girlfriend over to mine and my roomates place, and me and her wanted to have sex really bad, so I went to the kitchen to get condoms, but my roomate just got out of the shower and getting some water, so I wanted to try something. I pulled his towel down and started sucking him off, but then she walks out to see where I was, and she saw me suck him and suck him, so she started yelling at me and stuff and she went outside for some air but she came back inside and I went back to sucking him and swallowing his cum:)

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The Awakening of the Penis

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Larry was 15 and had not had the “birds and bees” talk form his parents. He had just starting dating this girl Christina, who was 2 years older than he was (17). They went to the movies, and she starts giving him head in the back of the theater. Larry liked what she was doing, and after a few minutes, he thought he had to piss. So he excuses himself and runs to the bathroom, but doesn’t have to go anymore.
He comes back and she picks up right where she left off. He gets the piss feeling again, and runs to the restroom, but still no piss. He heads back, and away she goes again. He gets the feeling again, and says “Fuck it!” He just goes with the feeling. Now he’s thinking “Holy shit, this girl just let me pee in her mouth!” Later he realized just what happened, but at the time, he had no idea what ejaculating felt like.
He calls this story “The Awakening of the Penis”, and tells it all the time.

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her jaw right into my hard penis

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Two weeks after I moved into a new apartment with my friend, my girlfriend finally decides that our place is clutter free enough to stay over for the night. Which was much needed because with her living with her bionic hearing parents, there’s not much we can do in her place.
So after I finish cooking a nice dinner we settle down to the couch for a movie before we hit the sack. We pop in one of our favorite movies, “Real Genius”(she has a wicked sense of humor, I love her to death). About halfway through the movie she starts getting a little frisky after having her hand down my pants half the movie. So she starts to satisfy me orally.
5 minutes into the pleasure, I hear the doorknob turn, so I whip a blanket over my girlfriends head, and my roommate comes bouncing through the front door. He just got out of his night classes and tosses his book bag towards the couch, which usually has pillows or blankets on it anyway, which hits my girlfriend right in the kidney forcing her jaw right into my hard penis.
In the process of screaming in pain she knick the underside of my penis with her incisor. I jump up in pain, with my pants round my legs and land wrong, to the point where I cant balance. I tip back and hit the small of my back on the arm of the couch. So there I’m laying on the ground, bleeding from my penis, trying to catch my breath because I got the wind knocked outta me.
It took my friend 2 hours to get the bloodstains from the carpet, it took one week for the cut on my penis to heal, it took 3 weeks to get my girlfriend to come back to our apartment.

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that man stabbing that woman in the face with his penis

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Ok, so about two weekends ago I hooked up with this girl I know from the last school I went to. We stayed in touch a little, and we both had a long weekend, so I got a ride from a couple girls at my NEW school, up to her area, she picked me up, we had a good weekend of nonstop fucking.
Fast forward to Monday morning, she’s giving me a ride back to the drop-off point for ride #2, which is 4 hours away. We show up a half hour early or so, and she makes the comment “I wish we’d left later so we could’ve had time for you to nail me again.”
*zzzzzzzzzzzip* in the parking lot of a Ruby Tuesday’s restaurant. We’re both pants-less in her car. I gave her what she said was the first orgasm she ever had that wasn’t self-administered. So now it’s my turn, and this girl gives the best fucking blowjob in the world. I know what I’m about to receive is up there with the Nobel peace prize.
Anyway, she gets going two hands and a mouth, and I’ve got my eyes rolling back in their sockets, and my head burrowing into the headrest as zero-time approaches rapidly. I guess I should’ve been paying more attention, because a family had walked out of the restaurant, and were apparently parked right next to us. It’s a family of four. Mom, dad, older daughter, and a cute little (probably) four year old boy. I open my eyes because I hear a noise and behold the four year old looking in the window. Oh shit. Oh shit. _OH SHIT I AM COMING!!_
I fired off a few million unborn souls, some of which wound up in her mouth, some on her dashboard, most of it in her hair when she turned to see what was going on. Meanwhile this kid has gotten into the car, and apparently the parents didn’t see, somehow. But you know damned well that kid waited a few minutes in uncomfortable silence before asking:
“Mommy’ Why was that man stabbing that woman in the face with his penis’”

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cum in my eyes

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A couple times a year some friends and I go to a convention and get a hotel room for the weekend. Since all 4 of them are guys, I get my own room and they share an adjoining one. Lucky for me, one of them is my boyfriend. So one night we’re in my room having some oral fun, and I hear a noise. We keep the doors to the adjoining room unlocked because the 5 of us usually hang out in one and then go off to bed and since they sleep the day away, I usually have to go in to wake them up. So I hear a noise that might be one of them moving around his room. I lift up my head to look, right when my boyfriend finishes.
In my eye. I’ve heard that it burns, and this is true. It fucking burned. To make matters worse I wear contacts, so it hurt even more. I rub my eye and run into the bathroom to see that it’s bright red. This is not good. I wear day/night contacts so I didn’t have my glasses, or a way to take out my contact and clean it. I now bring emergency contacts supplies on all trips. The pain is too great, so I’m forced to take out the contact. It feels a little better but I know I can’t put it back in dirty. I have really sensitive eyes, so using the tap water wasn’t an option, I needed contact solution. Meanwhile my boyfriend is sitting on the bed slightly bewildered and concerned.
I suddenly realize, that one of the guys in the next room has contacts. I sneak in and see his solution sitting on the bathroom counter. I grab it and quickly clean off my contact and put it back in, fresh and clean. He doesn’t even know I used it, much less what I used it for.

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Blow job in bathroom

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Me and my ex girlfriend were making the most of her free house for the week, as her parents were away somewhere in Europe. We thought that as her parents were home the following evening, we would get some food, light a fire, watch a DVD, go take a bath together and shag like rabbits while we had the house to ourselves.
Well we got as far as the DVD before we started to get frisky. She really was in a naughty mood and wanted me to do her on the sofa, but we didn’t get a house to ourselves very often and I really wanted to make use of her bath. She agreed, and we got up from the sofa, I took her top off, she took off mine. We were kissing as we were shuffling out of her front room, we got near the window and I checked to make sure that the curtains were closed and they were. I took her bra off, she started to undo my belt and pulled my trousers down. She dropped to her knees and started to give me a blow job, I pulled her up, she dropped sown again and was there for a few minutes.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door, a really loud knock that someone makes who wants to let you know that they are there. I heard a voice, it was her mum. My GF threw her top on, and I jumped around with my trousers round my ankles picking up her bra, hiding it under the sofa and trying to get dressed.
I waited a few minutes before I went out to see her parents. Her Dad wanted help with the suit cases in the car, so I said I would help. They parked the car in the car park over the road, as my car had blocked up the last space on their driveway.
Now the car park faces the living room window, and looking in, I found to my horror that I could clearly see the outline of my GF talking to her mother. It turns out that the curtains acted like a projector screen when they were backlit by the fire and simply silhouetted the outline of my GF giving me a blow job, for her parents to see the whole time that they were parking the car and walking to the door. That was the only reason that they knocked, as they had house keys. They never said a word about it and even dropped a few comical hints about coming home early.

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