Tag Archive | "blood"

It’s purely a medical issue.

Monday, September 21, 2009

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I had a massive hemorrhoid. To give you a valid picture, I couldn’t even fart with this thing. So I’m at work building gates for vinyl fences with this thing hurting like a bitch. I bent over and picked up a large stack of pickets for my next project when the damn thing just popped. [...]

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i got blood on his leg

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

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I was dancing with this cute guy, and I looked down, and realized i got blood on his leg. I ran away as fast as i could, and knocked down 4 people in the process. one hit her head, and had to go to the nurse.

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there was blood everywhere

Monday, August 24, 2009

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ok so i was at papio bay swimming pool and i was on my period and i had to go to the bathroom to change my tampon and i was with like 2 girls and 3 guys and when i went to the bathroom and i finally got there i noticed that there was blood [...]

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Hola… There’s red on your pants.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

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So, it was Spanish class a few years ago. We were presenting projects that day, and I was so excited because I thought ours (it was me and my friend) came out really good. We started presenting and all, when I noticed the class was laughing. When the period was over, someone had told my [...]

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I had only just started my period like 2 months

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

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I have the most embarrassing story. Its like something from out of Teen magazine. I was a freshman in high school and I went to prom with my boyfriend who was a junior. I had only just started my period like 2 months before and wasn’t really all that knowledgable about it and of course [...]

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That’s my belly button

Sunday, August 3, 2008

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Chris went to college a virgin, and at our sleepy Midwestern university, he was having trouble with the fine ladies. They are few and far between, and so he went on many uneventful dates with random ladies. Then, one night, he goes on a blind date with a cute but larger girl. Things go well, [...]

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