Your Embarrassing Moments

Excuse me, I farted by your head!

Just today at a doctors appointment my 4 year old pointed at a woman with short hair and started saying “Mommy, is that a black guy, mommy, is he black?” The woman happened to be black, obviously. I told him “First, that is a girl (he still gets “he/she mixed up) and it’s very rude to point, [...]

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GIRLS DON’T HAVE PENISES

One time my family was sitting in church. My little brother (maybe about 4 at the time) was turned backwards, kneeling on the bench and staring at a girl behind us named Ariel. My brother asked loudly, “DAD, WHO’S THAT?” My dad, whispering: “Shhhh! That’s Ariel.” My brother: “ARIEL???” My dad: “Shhh… Yes, Ariel.” My brother: “IS SHE A MERMAID??” My [...]

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