Tag Archive | "Bench"

I felt my butt get caught on something

Thursday, February 19, 2009

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I was showing my friend a pic at recess while we were sitting on the benches. My other friend thought I was obsessing over the pic, so she tried to snatch it out of my hands, but I slid down the bench really fast so she couldn’t reach it. Then I felt my butt get [...]

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GIRLS DON’T HAVE PENISES

Saturday, January 24, 2009

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One time my family was sitting in church. My little brother (maybe about 4 at the time) was turned backwards, kneeling on the bench and staring at a girl behind us named Ariel. My brother asked loudly, “DAD, WHO’S THAT?” My dad, whispering: “Shhhh! That’s Ariel.” My brother: “ARIEL???” My dad: “Shhh… Yes, Ariel.” My brother: “IS SHE A MERMAID??” My [...]

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Worst part was when I got up

Saturday, September 13, 2008

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Once we had this excursion, a few years back, to this place. So yeah I was just messing around my friends when one of them brought me in front of this box. Then she opened it and like this pipe was squirting water out. So to miss it, I walked backwards, like super fast, which [...]

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I am NOT going to the ER!

Monday, September 8, 2008

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We were at Lagoon park over the weekend with 40 of our teens and other chaperones. I am the admin help this time around so I was in charge of checking kids in. We have a couple of kids that are a little accident prone so I was bugging them that I wasnt going to [...]

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