Your Embarrassing Moments

I love you Grandma

It was 1980, and microwave ovens were brand new. Grandma wanted to cook hamburgers in the microwave until they were browned. They were so hard, we called them hockey-puck hamburgers. You CAN cook everything in the microwave oven, but not the same as the stove top. Poor Grandma, here’s another one: We were riding in the car [...]

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had to walk two blocks in oct partially hungover to get home

i passed out also at a party, and woke up at 3am in a dinner two blocks away, and my frineds stole my pants. i had to walk two blocks in oct partially hungover to get home. at a beach party this summer, i woke up on my frineds porch, covered in sand. everyone at the [...]

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