You really need a man
After overhearing my mother and I joking about my marital status and my mother commenting sarcastically “You really need a man.”… My then 4 year old daughter went up to a complete stranger in the grocery store and said “Are you married? Do you like kids? Do you want to meet my Mom? Grandma says she needs a man.”
The subtleties of sarcasm are completely lost of a child… LOL
When my son was 3 (in the last stages of potty training) he used a display model toilet in Home Depot…
We were remodeling the bathroom and looking at toilets as my husband and I debated different models my son said “I like this one.” pointing at a model somewhat behind us… Trying to include him in the decision we asked what he liked about it to which he replied “I tried it, worked great” with a giant smile…
Rushing over we learned indeed he had tried it.. Then we were torn how do you explain to a 3 yr old that it’s a model not for using while at the same time enforcing he did a good job using the toilet instead of having an accident… LOL
At the age of 4 my youngest daughter let loose a horribly smelly exceptionally loud fart… Without skipping a beat she said “Mother!!” Thereby shifting the blame to me while we were shopping in Macy’s..
Gotta give the kid credit she was thinking on her feet LOL
