that man stabbing that woman in the face with his penis
Ok, so about two weekends ago I hooked up with this girl I know from the last school I went to. We stayed in touch a little, and we both had a long weekend, so I got a ride from a couple girls at my NEW school, up to her area, she picked me up, we had a good weekend of nonstop fucking.
Fast forward to Monday morning, she’s giving me a ride back to the drop-off point for ride #2, which is 4 hours away. We show up a half hour early or so, and she makes the comment “I wish we’d left later so we could’ve had time for you to nail me again.”
*zzzzzzzzzzzip* in the parking lot of a Ruby Tuesday’s restaurant. We’re both pants-less in her car. I gave her what she said was the first orgasm she ever had that wasn’t self-administered. So now it’s my turn, and this girl gives the best fucking blowjob in the world. I know what I’m about to receive is up there with the Nobel peace prize.
Anyway, she gets going two hands and a mouth, and I’ve got my eyes rolling back in their sockets, and my head burrowing into the headrest as zero-time approaches rapidly. I guess I should’ve been paying more attention, because a family had walked out of the restaurant, and were apparently parked right next to us. It’s a family of four. Mom, dad, older daughter, and a cute little (probably) four year old boy. I open my eyes because I hear a noise and behold the four year old looking in the window. Oh shit. Oh shit. _OH SHIT I AM COMING!!_
I fired off a few million unborn souls, some of which wound up in her mouth, some on her dashboard, most of it in her hair when she turned to see what was going on. Meanwhile this kid has gotten into the car, and apparently the parents didn’t see, somehow. But you know damned well that kid waited a few minutes in uncomfortable silence before asking:
“Mommy’ Why was that man stabbing that woman in the face with his penis’”
I should take my ass to bed instead of checking out random shit like this…but it’s so damn funny!