she did a poo, stinky
I have a 5 year old boy, when his sister does a number 2 he and his friends think it’s funny to run around saying ‘Err, she did a poo, stinky’.
Over the summer we went camping and had to stay the night on a make-shift site with one stinky little portable toilet. I took my 2 year old with me and when we got into the booth she shouted ‘Oh mummy you did poo, tinky’ I had to come out and pass all the waiting campers, she turned and said ‘mummy did poo, tinky’.
I grew up off the Kings Road in the 1980’s so there were punks everywhere. When I was 5 I saw a very wealthy old lady in the park, she had a purple rinse in her hair. I said ‘Mummy look a really old punk lady’.


















