I’m poopy! I’m poopy

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Written by God on Oct 23 2008

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I take my kids to church with me on Sunday. When my daughter was a little over 2 and still in diapers, she would get really bored in church and insist she needed a diaper change just so we’d have to go to the bathroom for awhile. One sunday in church she again told me she needed a change when I knew she didn’t so I told her to wait. She started crying “but I’m poopy! I’m poopy!” loud enough for the whole room to hear. So, after nearby moms glaring at me for apparently “neglecting” my daughter’s need, I went ahead and took her out of there. She wasn’t poopy of course.

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