I was half naked
Today I really embarrassed myself!
I was at home alone and the doorbell rang and I had to answer it..but I had no clothes on!! the doorbell was ringing frantically so I looked around for my clothes..all I could find was my t-shirt!.. I put it on then had to answer the door in JUST my t-shirt..it was long enough so I could pull it down to cover myself but the woman at the door knew!..she wanted to tell me that someone stole my car!!!..I ran down the garden path in a t-shirt before I realized she was mistaken and it was someone Else’s car that happened to be outside my house!.. she apologized for her mistake then slowly her eyes went down to my …coochie! lol .. she began to laugh and then I realized a crowd was outside my house and they began to realize I was half naked! ..I ran inside amid laughter while flashing my bum to everyone!!!… god that woman was stupid!! lol
so what do you think? can you top it?
