I love you Grandma
It was 1980, and microwave ovens were brand new. Grandma wanted to cook hamburgers in the microwave until they were browned. They were so hard, we called them hockey-puck hamburgers. You CAN cook everything in the microwave oven, but not the same as the stove top.
Poor Grandma, here’s another one:
We were riding in the car on a cross-country trip. We left at 3am to beat traffic through the city. Grandma brought a thermos of iced tea. She was pouring it in the dark just as Grandpa drove through a construction zone, spilling it on her crotch and pants. Mom said “Grandma Tea-d herself!” but Grandma was hard of hearing and thought Mom said she “peed herself”. “I did not pee myself!” she protested. We laughed at her all the way to Denver teasing “Grandma tea-d her pants!”
I love you Grandma.
