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Written by God on Oct 03 2008

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When I was a teen I had a huge crush on a guy in school He was 2-3 years older then me. He did not even notice my existence.
On the schoolyard I was talking about that particular fact with my best friend who was suddenly making strange faces, but I did not understand what it was about. I speak in a very loud voice usually and was mentioning how crazy I was about that guy and how hot he was etc…
Suddenly I felt someone’s presence and when I turned around he was standing there!! He had listened to the whole conversation.
I wanted the earth to open up and swallow me for good.
He was not rude though and smiled at me……that same year he left school and I never saw him again. His penetrating blue eyes I still remember.

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