I could only grab my mouth and wear a shocked expression
See, one of mine is when my mama used to pick me up everyday when I started college (Yes, she would pick me up BEFORE I bought me a car), and one day a car just like ours pulled up, and I went running down the steps to the car and started pulling on the passenger side door handle. I was pulling on the handle before I realized white folks were in the car looking at me startled and crazy looking. I could only grab my mouth and wear a shocked expression. Thank God my mom pulled up a second or two later, and they could see how easy it was to get our cars mixed up. Another is one time I was in the grocery store checking out and a sneeze came out of nowhere forcing me to snatch the hand that was handing the girl the money to my nose. Well, a big asss wod of snot was on the side of my hand, and the girl seen it, and for some reason I remember frowning up and still using that hand to give her the money. Gross wasn’t it? What’s some of yall’s?
