I can’t feel my vibrator anymore.

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Written by God on Sep 05 2008

Laugh

Oh man..
I was in class once and was trying to tell my friend that the vibrate option on my phone wasn’t working so I wouldn’t be able to text her. Instead it came out as “I can’t feel my vibrator anymore.” And, of course, just at that moment the class went silent, stared at me, and laughed hysterically.

Good times…

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