HOT NEW NEIGHBOR
Over the summer I went to Colorado and when I came back my Dad was on my case about helping our “New Neighbor” to get a job. So I said no a hundred times because I thought he was a loser. Then I ended up actually seeing him,..and he was really hot!
So we’re grocery shopping 3 days later and run into another neighbor. She’s a loud German lady and approaches me yelling “Why didn’t you tell me about your trip yet! Why haven’t you told me about all the fun you had!”
And I said “Well, why didn’t you tell me we have a hot new neighbor?”
She started screaming: “HOT NEW NEIGHBOR. HOT NEW NEIGHBOR WHAT?!” and as she’s screaming, my Mom looks scared out of her mind.
My Mom starts pointing at the man standing in between us and he’s smiling at me. Neighborlady says “good morning,” and he keeps on walking. Following behind him, is,
you bet……the hot new neighbor. So for 2 months I lived 1 door down from this kid I could have sworn heard us hoopin and hollerin about…and I finally told him about it and he said he never heard it. We’ve been dating since!
