God gave men a penis and a brain

Written by God on Sep 08 2008
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rofl, on our way home from our last game we had this discussion of how we all used to get the hard ons in Middle School. lol one kid was so damn funny this is his story:
“We had this hott as.s teacher, lookin like Christina Agulara (sp?)
every day i walked in i just got hard and sometimes she called me up, i couldnt do anything about it. but by the time i went to sit back down it was down.

one day some lady wanted me out in the hall, and i was like “oh shi.t” and i walked out there. she had papers in her hands and i was like “please dont look down!” and she had papers in her hands so i guess she had to look down and i was like “damnit”

hah, it was funny as hell.

lol another one of my friends said that a teacher used to call him up every day in front of the class cause he knew he had a boner, so he would just make him stand up there every single day. thats pretty damn mean, but id admit that i would do it if i had a student that had that problem.

in 8th grade i had it a lot in first period, i had woken up like 20 mins earlier, and got the damn morning wood. and the teacher would always call on me to get something, turn something on, and other things

anyways all boys have it happen sometimes, just random sh.it , lol u know what the joke is

“God gave men a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to work one at a time.”

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