EWWW YOUR PENIS IS HARD

Written by God on Nov 20 2008
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Back in like 10th grade, I used to joke around with this asian chick who rode my bus, she was a little cute, but she was innocent as ****, she literally had no idea what the word “pussy” meant until halfway through 10th grade. Anyway, so I’m sitting in the back with some friends, and she gets on, and the bus is overcrowded as usual. So she says something along the lines of “where can i sit now?” So I point to my crotch and say, well you can sit here.
She makes a tiny gesture and decides to do so. Well, for an obvious reason, there’s a cute chick sitting on my crotch, and she moves a little to get a little more comfortable. That movement did it for me, instantly I can feel my cock slowly get harder and harder, and press against my pants more and more.
After a couple of seconds, I have a raging hard on, and she turns her head, looks at me, and as I said she is innocent as ****, so she leans to a side, and puts her hand on my pants, and feels my raging *****, and says “EWWW YOUR PENIS IS HARD”

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