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Written by God on Oct 15 2008

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I think I answered this once before. I had just come from the doctor’s office and got on the bus. People were staring at me and giving me funny looks. The same thing happened when I got off the bus to go home. I had to walk several blocks. Just before I reached my house, I felt something touching the back of my legs. I turned around and noticed a long trail of what looked like toilet paper. What actually had happened was the tissue covering doctors use on their examining table had stuck to my back, and I didn’t notice it when I got dressed. Therefore, it hung out of my underwear and beneath my skirt. I swore I would never ride that particular bus again!

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