THIRTY NEURONS ALLTOGETHER

Written by Anonymous on Sep 27 2008
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I was in London with my sister. We were walking down the streets and I was looking down like usual, all “tralalala”, and… BAM! I friggin’ walked into this HUGE lamppost. It made a noise you CANNOT even imagine. TOTAL strangers started laughing their butts off, while pointing at me, all happy and gay. I, on the other hand, must have lost like THIRTY NEURONS ALLTOGETHER.

You should know that I’m EXTREMELY clumsy. I walk into things, I drop things, I break things… the whole caboodle!

In front of I dunno.. 14 people

Written by Anonymous on Sep 27 2008
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Well, I was at my cousins birthday party and there was a park there..
It was like 2 AM and I swear, me and my cousins were drunk off of Pepsi or something, so we decided to play on the playground.

We were sliding down the slides and everything when my older cousin comes and sits on the bottom of the slide just to mess with us. Me, wanting to hurt him (he’s evil :) ) slid down, hoping my high heels would a least give him a bruise on the back, he got up right as I went down and I landed between his legs and hit my head on the slide..

In front of I dunno.. 14 people?
It isn’t that bad but it’s the most embarrassing moment I have. xD

my Winnie the Pooh underwear was showing

Written by Anonymous on Sep 26 2008
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I was at one of my friends b-day parties when I was around 14 years old. she was having a pool party but being a Muslima I wasn’t allowed to swim with them cause boys were invited. So I just sat back and watched the rest of them have fun. Well one of the guys thought it would be funny to pour a bucket of water on me cause I wasn’t swimming. I was wearing a pair of shorts that were slightly larger then my normal size. well when I got off the chair and walked over to get a towel my shorts fell off. But I didn’t seem to notice and continued walking. Some of the other kids started laughing and asked me if I still liked Winnie the Pooh. I was like “why would you ask me that” and then I looked down and saw that my Winnie the Pooh underwear was showing and I had left my shorts far behind me.

I don’t know if I’ll ever top that.


the gooky used toilet paper

Written by Anonymous on Sep 26 2008
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this will really blow you away
I was taking a test for a police dispatcher and as I finally finished after 2 hours the proctor walked up and said whats this and I looked and when I went to the bathroom I used the toilet paper but it stayed in my panties so when I looked it was the gooky used toilet paper she picked up out of my pants sticking out the top
I didn’t want no part of that job ha embarrassed beyond words

you are over reacting

Written by Anonymous on Sep 26 2008
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my best friend asked me to give my cellphone to her…there were some of my personal pics in my cell too(they were like my washroom pics i was half naked and the make up was almost like a call girl or something )…the next thing i came to know was that she was laughing on my pics with other girls (i don’t even know those girls)..well i felt so embarrassed and left the classroom without saying any word..after few hours she came outside and started shouting at me over the issue..i was stunned when she said “you are over reacting”..i kept crying almost whole day..
now she said sorry but she is still blaming me for what happened i mean i know it was my fault that i forgot to delete them but now i can’t think anything what should i do….i don’t want to go back to school anymore ….
plz advise what should i do???

I realised it was a boy’s voice

Written by Anonymous on Sep 26 2008
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A few years ago, I went to a sleepover at a museum with my cousin and sister. There were two rooms, one for the boys and one for the girls. I got up during the night to go to the toilet and didn’t realise I’d gone into the wrong room. I went over to where I thought my sleeping bag was and climbed in, until I heard a voice saying this isn’t your bed. I laughed at first because I thought it was my cousin joking. Then I realised it was a boy’s voice and ran into the other room. The next morning a boy came up to me and asked if I was the one who came to their bed by accident. I just denied it.

What is an embarrassing moment you’ve had?


oops you dropped something

Written by God on Sep 25 2008
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Ok so I was at school today and i had written a science test so i was going to my locker to get my science textbook to work on my science homework. I remembered while at my locker that i needed to change my tampon but i only had a pad so i stuck it in my binder and headed back to class. Well this really really cute guidance counsillor at my school was walking down the stairs as i was walking up but i tripped on the stair i guess and kinda stumbled and my pad fell out of my binder! (Big red face) anyways,
he said “Hun you ok?” and i was like “um yeah yeah im fine” and went to walk away and he said “oops you dropped something” and i was thinking dropped what and then remembered my pad. and he picked it up and handed it to me. Well i got like super embarrassed so my eyes started to teary. and then he said “you sure your ok”? and i said yeah and kept walking. Well im so embarrassed i walked by him like 3 other times today and couldn’t even look at him!
Omg what do I do??

this kid got me pregnat

Written by God on Sep 25 2008
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I was walking into school at 7am in the morning an people are every where and my back pack opens up when i dropped it and about 7 pads went flying out every where!!!!

then i dropped a note that said who i liked and how cut he was omg that sucked

then my bff and i got into a fight and the whole school knew and they tarted rumors like that this kid got me pregnat thats y we were fighting stupid

I have so many embarrasing moments that always happens to me

Written by God on Sep 25 2008
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I have so many embarrasing moments that always happens to me…

I have done the classic walking out the toilet at work with my skirt tucked into my tights.
I won an award and at the ceremony i had mayo in my hair from the nibbles. No-one thought to tell me until after!
Just recently i poured boiling water from an urn all over me at work whilst a good looking bloke walked through the office!