Your Embarrassing Moments

HUGE AMOUNTS OF SNOT CAME BURSTING OUT OF MY NOSE

Oh my goodness.

Okay. I was a sophomore in high school. I had been sick for about a week and was at that draining stage… you know, when you’re all phlegmy and drippy. Gross, I know.

So, anyway, we were at lunch, and we’d always have a lot of people at our round lunch table. The girl who was sitting next to me was telling me how her grandpa wasn’t doing so well with his cancer (and he happened to be my neighbor. I loved this man. RIP). So… I kinda started crying a little. She wanted to take me into the hall to like calm me down or something, but I kept saying I was fine. She got up, PULLED MY CHAIR from the table.

Ok. I like, went to grab the table to stop being pulled and accidentally slammed my hand down on the edge of my paper-bowl-container thing that contained my half-eaten sub.

The bowl and sub go whizzing through the air… lettuce, turkey, ham, cheese… everything sprinkling out of it… it was very comical.

Well. I like… snorted laughter. With my mouth shut.

HUGE AMOUNTS OF SNOT CAME BURSTING OUT OF MY NOSE. Gooey. Green. Yellow. Bubbles. All over.

Omg.

Everyone started cracking up, which was loud, and caused other people to look and see the snot all over. I was mortified. So… My idea…

I dove under the table. And started cleaning myself up. Crying again.

It was horrible. People laughed for a long time after that. But I’ve learned to laugh at it myself now.

Hehehe.

In walks the doctor and FIVE male medical students

When I was in college I had to go to the proctologist for a pain I was having “back there.”

My mom went into the office with me for moral support.

In walks the doctor and FIVE male medical students……….all my age!!! They were there to observe the doctor perform his exam on my behind!

I could’ve curled up and died right there on the table.

Mom laughed her **** off the whole time. Fun day for her.

someone had gotten up in the middle of the night

When i was in Germany traveling, i was in a hostel with a bar, and i got really REALLY drunk, and my friends had to pretty much carry me up to the dorm room which just so happened to be a co-ed 60 person dorm. Well, i don’t recall it happening, but i remember coming down in the morning and there were these two really pretty girls at the front desk of the hostel explaining to the hostel care taker that someone had gotten up in the middle of the night and peed in the middle of the dorm. I thought nothing of it at the time, but when i went back up to the room, i found my pants on the floor right beside my bed soaked, and realized that i had gotten up and pissed on my pants that i had taken off earlier. Most horrifying moment of my life, and in all honesty looking back, it was totally innocent and it doesn’t even phase me anymore. Anyone else care to regale us with a horribly embarrassing moment for you?

called me fudge girl

It was in the beginning of the second semester of eighth grade, and I was the new girl, just moved to town. At the time in P.E. we were doing “square dancing”, so we didn’t ever dress until we got to normal physical stuff. I was on my period then, and I didn’t feel anything unusual. It wasn’t until we were leaving the gyms that some girl behind me poked me and told me that my period had leaked through! I was mortified, plus tons of people in my P.E. class saw me dancing around with a blood stain on my butt, and I had to walk around like that ALL day! Even worse, these guys wouldn’t stop calling me “fudge girl” for like month! They even called me fudge girl in front of the guy that I had a major crush on, who I might also add liked me back! I bet that he thought that I was some weird girl after that!

it looks like period blood

Um.. welll i got my first period and the next day i had an art exam thing right… so I went to it and then i was on my break with my friends and i went up to this boy who i’m friends with and started talking and he was like.. “woah uhh whats that on ur leg.. it looks like period blood” i was like WTF WTF WTF and i was lke omg this is not happening…

I looked down and it was RED PAINT
it was so funny/humiliating/scary

It starts out bad and only gets worst

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I was in all my glory holding my cock with cum all over me

Ok, here’s my embarrassing story. I was 17 years old, at home and my parents had been out of town for a few weeks on a trip overseas. During this time I had gotten quite accustomed to being by myself in our house. So accustomed to it that I didn’t think much about leaving my bedroom door open when I masturbated. Well, one day I had just gotten off the phone with my girlfriend of 3 months, telling her I was going to go hit the shower. I turned up the stereo in the whole house, then I jumped in the shower. After my shower, I went into my room and plopped down on my bed and started to masturbate. I was completely naked and was just all sprawled out on my bed having myself a real good time.

I didn’t know it at the time, but my girlfriend had been in contact with my sister that I had not seen in over a year.  She was returning home from studying overseas and she had my
girlfriend pick her up at the airport. My girlfriend and my sister were going to surprise me so they let themselves in and came upstairs to where they heard the music blaring from
my room. My sister went first and my girlfriend was right behind her. Well, I got through cumming just as my sister and girlfriend rounded the corner to my bedroom. They both
jumped into my doorway screaming “SURPRISE” and there I was in all my glory holding my cock with cum all over me.

Well as I scrambled for the towel to cover myself, my girlfriend and sister both screamed and busted out laughing. That made me laugh too and it was never mentioned again by any of us. It was just one of those funny moments.

I am sick?!

My most embarrassing situation with masturbation was as a young teenager. Unusually daring (or maybe in unusually urgent need) I was in the bathroom doing my thing with my parents around the house. I was in front of the potty, on my knees, naked with my penis between the lid and the bowl when the door flew open and my father stepped in. I had been careless in not making sure the door was locked.
He said: what are you doing? I am sick, I stammered. Why are your clothes off?  I - I did not want to mess them up with barf.  My mother was in the background and Dad says: He does look sick, white as a sheet. And shaking too. He could not see what I had been doing, so I was put to bed and with tender care had a very fast recovery.

I could without the bullets slipping out of an extremely slick area.

This is from early on in my first semster of freshman year in college. My room mate and I don’t get along very well (to the point that we don’t even talk to each other). She’s a conservative, hardcore, “good girls don’t do that!” kind of girl while I’m like “eh, as long as you’re not hurting anyone, do it and enjoy” type of person… Because we don’t talk to each other it wasn’t all that uncommon for one of us to disappear for the night. And that’s how this started…

She disappeared and it was going on 1am (she never came back that late before so I figured the coast was clear). Finally thinking that I have time for a quickie I pulled out my double
bullets, turned out the lights (easier to watch movies that way), popped in a porn and went to town. After coming the first time I was still too excited to stop, so I went for another go around when It happened. I was sooo close and then the door unlocked and the knob started to turn. I had just enough time to turn off the bullets and shut off the porn when she came in.

She glared at me suspeciously as I smiled at her from acrossed the darkened room, panting slightly and red in the face. I tried explaining away why the lights were out but she kept
glaring at me, probably because I was wiggling around a bit in my seat… I still had the 2 bullets in me… Everytime I went to get up to go off to the bathroom to pull them out she
would glare at me again, so I had to sit there for over an hour. I was about in tears by the time I couldn’t take it any more and ran off… well… ran as well as I could without the bullets slipping out of an extremely slick area…