I went on a date with this cute guy my best friend thought I would like. We went on a double date to this scary movie and the guy started crying in my lap during a really scary part. I looked at my best friend and said this was the worst idea you ever had. She then set me up with this other guy a couple of years later. We went on another double date and he wound up crying on my shoulder about his ex girlfriend. After that I told my best friend to stop fixing me up.
So to start off, this was my first time doing many things while this happened, like sucking balls, rim jobs, eating a girl out and a three some. So this kid I used to mess with, his girlfriend asked me to have a threesome with them, I agrees so after we all got drunk, we stripped naked and went at it, I started by eating her out an he was eating me out, she was very clean on the outside and it was actually kinda fun. so then me and her boyfriend are taking turns on her and as im fingering her hes liking her clit, I take my fingers and I put them in my mouth to make them wetter … it tasted really weird and nasty so I just stopped fingering her, so after I made her come like twice we switch positions and im on top of her boyfriend while she behinds me, she starts to try to lick my butthole, it was weird because im not used to that at all and it turn her and her boyfriend on so I was like hey whatever, so then we switch again and shes on top and im behind so her boyfriend tell mes to like her asshole, I was scared because what if she didn’t wipe well so I started with my finger to make sure and she was very very cleans and I started doing that and then we switch positions again and shes sitting on my face while hes fucking me, he has a very large penis and he was going a little to hard to the point where it hurt so as im tryna push him back, I end up bitting her clit not realizing it ahaha it was kinda funny so then we switch again and hes on top of me and shes behind us and apparently he likes hisÂ butthole being tampered with, so she starts fingering herÂ butthole while hes fucking me, we switch again and he motioned me to play with is asshole, it weirded me out because he was really hairy so I liked my finger and ran it on the outside of his buttcrack and went off to the side, as I did that, I saw brown stuff on his skin, I emmideiately got grossed out, it was on my finger… I was silently gagging so then I rubbed it all down his sheets to clean my finger and so then I started playing with his balls because I wasn’t going near his ass crack, and he keept motioning me to play with is butthole and I refused so I pretended like I was occupied with his balls. so then after were all done, me and the girlfriend go to the bathroom and she goes to wash her hands a sees that on her finger, she had poop crushed around her nail. she was like I totally have “boyfriends name”‘s poop on my finger, we started laughing and she was like don’t tell him, I don’t know how that didn’t gross her out. it was a great experience with a threesome except or that part … good thing we were drunk
Last night I got rather too drunk and lost my friends, then started crying.
They found me after a while and I told them many things I haven’t told any other people and didn’t want them to know and explained why I was crying (I don’t remember why now).
I presume I will be told many more embarrassing things in the coming days. Bare in mind that I am a guy…
Theres so many embarassing things me and my friends have done when drunk, one time about 3 of my friends saw me sat on the toilet naked, and another time my friend was in bed with his girlfriend and accidentally weed on her face
I passed out in a club, got carried out by the bouncers, by the time my mates found me I had been sick all down myself so they carried me back to the hotel with no top on and my jeans around my ankles … things are always worse somewhere else !!!!!
I peed my pants in first grade… in the library… in front of the whole class… while on my knees pleading for my mean teacher to let me go to the bathroom. They had very strict rules at that school and I had a very small bladder. Man, I was so embarrassed, but I can laugh about it now 😛
Hi guys. I’m 18 (male). The most embarrassing thing happened to me this afternoon and I can’t seem to get over it although there weren’t really any reactions. Here’s the story:
– It all starts from a couple of days ago. I was just browsing the internet when I found another guy about my age, height (5’6″), and a few pounds heavier (120 vs 130) with a look that I found inspiring so I decided to hold on to a couple of photos (because I’m looking to start working out seriously. I’m not gay by the way. I even sent him a message asking him how he got started. He replied was happy to help). It was a “This is my goal” kinda thing. Well, I decided to put a couple of them in the computer’s trash and forgot to wipe them off permanently.
– I went to my Computer Science professor’s office (he’s maybe in his late 20s, early 30s) with my Chinese lab partner today because we didn’t understand part of an assignment. I had the programming software open on the left size of my screen and resized browser with instructions on the right. I minimized the browser before going to my professor’s with my laptop and for those of you who know, minimized windows on a Mac are put right by the trash.
– So he’s pointing at my code, asking me to try to figure that part on my own as he watches. I pulled up the ‘instructions’ and my trashcan opened. I mean he turned around about literally one second later to look at his computer and at the lesson he was preparing but I felt kinda embarrassed.
– They were not bad photos at all. They were just upper body ones and one of them showed up on the small preview at the top of the trash folder. I’m not sure if he saw it or not considering how fast he turned (and how fast I closed it) but my lab partner was watching the same screen and saw it for a second longer.
– The professor did turn back to us after a couple of seconds of looking at his screen (if not even less) and just went on so normally I’m not entirely sure he even saw it. I just wanted out of that office after that. Kept on rubbing my eyes to look like I was tired in an effort to hide my embarrassment. How do I go about doing getting over this embarrassment? Any bit of help will be greatly appreciated. Thanks a lot.
I was in a party and was too drunk, I started dancing and running around, I fell down every minute twice, my friend would try to stop me from dancing, but he is even more drunk so we start falling down together, I just get up and continue dancing til I fall.
Then a dancing 1 vs 1 competition started, I automatically enter it, as I am just running in a circle, the dude does a back flip and I am just starring at him, by the time I realized what was happening, I instantly started running around again xD
I have basically no memory of what happened but I know that I woke up in the clinic, with puke all over my clothes, down to my shoes.
My sleeves(both on my shirt and cardigan) were cut off by the medics, I had bruises all over my face, I looked so bad I could pass for one of the “Thriller” zombies…
Based on what I was told by my friends and a girl who found me… I was found knocked out on the floor of a kebab shop almost half a mile from the club I “got drunk”…
It doesn’t sound like much but the most embarrassing thing to me was the fact that I had no memory of anything and really didn’t know what I had done… or who I had offended so, for a month or so… I didn’t go around the area of the club and kebab shop… just to be safe…
Plus I looked like a scarecrow so, I tried to limit my exposure…