Nature walk

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I was walking back to the school to catch the bus home (I’d been skipping school) and a class was walking towards me, as well as their teacher. It was pretty obvious what I was doing.. I was alone and had my bookbag on.. In the woods.. Yeah, pretty sketchy. It was SO AWKWARD. One of my friends laughed so hard and was like, “Nature walk, eh?” Lol

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IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CLASS

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Now I have lots of embarrassing moments, it’s hard to pick one.
Once I was apparently talking too much so the teacher sent me to the front of the class and the chairs in that school were like a ring of metal and a piece of wood on top. And the chair I was sitting on was broken and I moved slightly and the wood came off and I fell right through the chair. IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CLASS!!

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a big black spot

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I’m 14 and feel so embarrassed right now!
Somehow , I got black pen ink on my nose. I looked like I had a big black spot. I walked to class and to my locker and people were giving me odd looks and I couldn’t figure out why people were staring at me. I heard a few people laughing as well. I checked my reflection in my pocket mirror on my way home from school and then realised I had a HUGE ink spot on my nose and had been walking around school without knowing it. I’d even spoken to my crush and I feel soo embarrassed!!

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BAD day for all of us

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Too many to choose from – but a ‘blind date’ episode is one of them.

We’d talked on the phone about our likes and dislikes. Seemed to get on well – as a widow and widower hoping there MIGHT be a new ‘partner’ in our life.

We agreed to meet – at noon – at the book shop in *******.
I asked “How will I recognise you ?”

She replied : “I’ll be wearing blue jeans – and my kids say I look like a muppet.”
We laughed.

But at noon – I’d found a parking space directly opposite the book shop – and waited patiently.
And was AMAZED to see a stunningly attractive woman turn up – EXACTLY at noon – in blue jeans – and pause – looking into the book shop window.

I bounded across the road – and exclaimed “So you’re a MUPPET are you ?”.

At which the poor (wrong) woman jumped a foot in the air – in a state of terror – YELLED “No I am NOT” before legging it away as fast she could.
Almost colliding with another woman in blue jeans – who really DID look like a muppet.

It was a BAD day for all of us.
;((

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I vomited on my biology teacher

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I vomited on my biology teacher ! Haha I was unconcious at the time and she turned me on my side and had my head resting on her knees basically as soon as she turned me on my side vomit spilled out of my mouth onto her jeans !
Once I regained consciousness I realised what had happened and was mortified
But on the other hand if she hadn’t of turned me sideways I would’ve chocked on my own vomit so yeahh she wasn’t really that bothered but I was especially when the whole class were watching

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Hospital Diaper Mishap

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When I was a junior in high school, I broke both my legs in a skiing accident. I spent about two weeks in the hospital, completely stationary. Even after I got home I could only use a wheelchair. On about the first full night in the hospital, I suddenly realized I hadn’t peed since I got there, and the hydration fluid IV wasn’t helping. My nurse, who I think was named Ashley, told me she probably should insert a catheter if I’m going to be staying as long as my doc said I would. I immediately told her NO F-ING WAY. I get that she was a professional, but my limit for grossness is things being stuck up my “you-know-where” like that. I told her I’d go myself, but even I realized I couldn’t get up and go to the bathroom. She replied that if I’d be going so much over the course of the night I might want to consider an adult diaper. I was only slightly less resistant to this than the catheter, but the ward was so busy that a nurse with a bedpan might arrive just a minute too late. That night, I ended up in a ridiculous looking diaper to sleep in. But wait, it gets worse. After a few days, unfortunately, this was the norm, because some meds I was taking made me pee more than usual, and I couldn’t exactly get out of bed for the staff to change the sheets. In what has become a true moment of shame for me, my friends brought the grade-school cheerleading girls I mentored in to visit, right as a nurse was changing my adult diaper! My best friends and these gossipy middle schoolers all accidentally walked in on me while it was going on and have been making bedwetter jokes about me ever since.

 

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sandwiches

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When I was boarding with an old lady in Llanwrst, N Wales with two other guys each night we would venture out for a few pints and when we returned the landlady would have prepared some banana sandwiches for us. After eating the sandwiches we were usually hungry and decided to have some baked beans of which the cupboard was quite full. To avoid being found out we invariably took the tin from the back of the cupboard but, of course one night, when we were having our evening dinner the old lady took a tin out and found that there was rather a large space behind and it was a very embarrassing moment for us.

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Tied Up

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I’m 16, very pretty, very vain. I won’t go out unless every hair is in place, make-up perfect etc.  I Stayed home from school last Wednesday and was home alone. About noon I went to the mailbox, a long driveway, and returning to the house I was shoved in by two men who wanted money and wanted to steal stuff. They had a sack and led me around the house while they grabbed jewelry, cameras, electronic stuff. I was literally shaking the whole time and begged them not to hurt me.  They were soft spoken, told me I’d be ok,  told me they wouldn’t hurt me but would have to tie me up.  I actually felt relieved thinking I could work myself loose quickly but they had a bundle of cords and left me very tightly bound and hogtied on my bedroom floor. They also gagged me with one of my bandanas. When they left I could not get free and had to wait hours before by 14-year-old brother came home from school. Bad enough for him to see me all tied up but he brought some pals with him, they heard me groaning and ran to the bedroom where I was still bound, gagged and wishing I were dead. Having to lie there while they untied the knots and realizing how ridiculous I must look was utterly embarrassing.  This is going to haunt me the rest of my life.

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would you rather

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my friend gave me a scrap piece of paper to draw on (which on the back had our “would you rather” game, with a question about my crush). i drew a picture and showed it to my friend and then the teacher grabbed it, thinking it was a note, and read the back of it (where it said the questions) and one of them was “would you rather brush (crush’s name) or (other guy’s name) hair?” and i was so embarrassed i honestly couldn’t look at that guy for 2 years. oH and the teacher ended up mentioning that note at my parent teacher conference oh god

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five of us

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Probably my most embarrassing time was when I lived in digs in Jedburgh with a couple and their two children. One Saturday night I rolled back to the digs having had one too many. The landlady usually left a sandwich out for me but that night there was no sandwich but some meat in a pan on the cooker. Being rather peckish after a few pints I scoffed the lot. I went to work Sunday morning and when I returned the landlady’s husband ask me if I enjoyed my snack last night. I said it was lovely thanks. He replied “well I’m glad you enjoyed it, that was meant to be the Sunday dinner for the five of us”. I have never felt so ashamed in my life and I still cringe when I think of it.

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