Embarrasing Celebrity Moments

Written by God on Oct 01 2008
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Photos includes:

Miley Cyrus
Jessica Simpson
Fergie
Fall out boy
Britney Spears
Jamey Spears (Pregnent Pic)
Madonna and more…

The juice spewed out of my noise and mouth

Written by God on Oct 01 2008
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I don’t really get embarrassed because I just laugh it off. I turn it into a funny situation.
One time that really got me cracked up, I was in the cafeteria in the 8th grade(2 yrs ago) and I was drinking juice. My ex(friends at the time) said something real funny and I had a mouthful of juice I’d yet to swallow. I tried to swallow but not in time. The juice spewed out of my noise and mouth. I started laughing harder. No one made a bug deal about it…which was good.


Sorry, I just couldn’t hold it anymore

Written by God on Sep 30 2008
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Ok, this is totally embarrassing, but I just don’t know how to deal with this situation…

We’d spend the weekend hiking in the outdoors and were going back to town yesterday evening. After travelling for 3 hours I told him I could do with a pee and he asked wether he should stop, but since it were only about 20 more minutes to my place were we were going (we haven’t moved in together so far) I decided I could wait and told him I’d be ok. Unfortunatly I proved wrong, as short before our exit an accident blocked the road and traffic was held up for quite some time. 20 minutes became 40, became 50 and I was sitting there now dying to pee. When we finally arrived at the garage of my appartment building more then an hour later, I was absolutly bursting. I got out of the car picked my things up and started walking towards the staircase. As we were walking, I felt a spurt coming out and started to panic, but since my bf was walking next to me, it was not like I could grab my crotch. I just ignored it and kept on walking, using all my willpower to hold it, but I couldn’t do it anymore. A couple of seconds later I started peeing full speed, soaking my panties, leggings, socks and hikingboots, creating a huge puddle on the concret. I felt my face turn beet red and tears of embarrasment welling up in my eyes, as I continued peeing myself like nobodys business, an adult woman of 27 years. I swear I must have peed a gallon. When I was finished I stammered something like: “Sorry, I just couldn’t hold it anymore! I just couldn’t!” After that I just hurried of to my appartment and left him standing there. An hour later he called me, but I just couldn’t talk to him and still haven’t so far.

you having a POO mum

Written by God on Sep 30 2008
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Ok so we were shopping in the shopping centre and i took my then age 4 son into the toilet cubical with me and told him to face the door while mummy took a pee my son VERY LOUDLY said you having a POO mum! i was trying to whisper no but he kept on repeating the question pmsl once wed done there was a massive cue for the loo full of red faced snigering ladies lol

HUGE AMOUNTS OF SNOT CAME BURSTING OUT OF MY NOSE

Written by God on Sep 30 2008
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Oh my goodness.

Okay. I was a sophomore in high school. I had been sick for about a week and was at that draining stage… you know, when you’re all phlegmy and drippy. Gross, I know.

So, anyway, we were at lunch, and we’d always have a lot of people at our round lunch table. The girl who was sitting next to me was telling me how her grandpa wasn’t doing so well with his cancer (and he happened to be my neighbor. I loved this man. RIP). So… I kinda started crying a little. She wanted to take me into the hall to like calm me down or something, but I kept saying I was fine. She got up, PULLED MY CHAIR from the table.

Ok. I like, went to grab the table to stop being pulled and accidentally slammed my hand down on the edge of my paper-bowl-container thing that contained my half-eaten sub.

The bowl and sub go whizzing through the air… lettuce, turkey, ham, cheese… everything sprinkling out of it… it was very comical.

Well. I like… snorted laughter. With my mouth shut.

HUGE AMOUNTS OF SNOT CAME BURSTING OUT OF MY NOSE. Gooey. Green. Yellow. Bubbles. All over.

Omg.

Everyone started cracking up, which was loud, and caused other people to look and see the snot all over. I was mortified. So… My idea…

I dove under the table. And started cleaning myself up. Crying again.

It was horrible. People laughed for a long time after that. But I’ve learned to laugh at it myself now. ;-)

Hehehe.


In walks the doctor and FIVE male medical students

Written by God on Sep 30 2008
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When I was in college I had to go to the proctologist for a pain I was having “back there.”

My mom went into the office with me for moral support.

In walks the doctor and FIVE male medical students……….all my age!!! They were there to observe the doctor perform his exam on my behind!

I could’ve curled up and died right there on the table.

Mom laughed her **** off the whole time. Fun day for her. :)

someone had gotten up in the middle of the night

Written by God on Sep 30 2008
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When i was in Germany traveling, i was in a hostel with a bar, and i got really REALLY drunk, and my friends had to pretty much carry me up to the dorm room which just so happened to be a co-ed 60 person dorm. Well, i don’t recall it happening, but i remember coming down in the morning and there were these two really pretty girls at the front desk of the hostel explaining to the hostel care taker that someone had gotten up in the middle of the night and peed in the middle of the dorm. I thought nothing of it at the time, but when i went back up to the room, i found my pants on the floor right beside my bed soaked, and realized that i had gotten up and pissed on my pants that i had taken off earlier. Most horrifying moment of my life, and in all honesty looking back, it was totally innocent and it doesn’t even phase me anymore. Anyone else care to regale us with a horribly embarrassing moment for you?

called me fudge girl

Written by God on Sep 30 2008
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It was in the beginning of the second semester of eighth grade, and I was the new girl, just moved to town. At the time in P.E. we were doing “square dancing”, so we didn’t ever dress until we got to normal physical stuff. I was on my period then, and I didn’t feel anything unusual. It wasn’t until we were leaving the gyms that some girl behind me poked me and told me that my period had leaked through! I was mortified, plus tons of people in my P.E. class saw me dancing around with a blood stain on my butt, and I had to walk around like that ALL day! Even worse, these guys wouldn’t stop calling me “fudge girl” for like month! They even called me fudge girl in front of the guy that I had a major crush on, who I might also add liked me back! I bet that he thought that I was some weird girl after that!

it looks like period blood

Written by God on Sep 30 2008
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Um.. welll i got my first period and the next day i had an art exam thing right… so I went to it and then i was on my break with my friends and i went up to this boy who i’m friends with and started talking and he was like.. “woah uhh whats that on ur leg.. it looks like period blood” i was like WTF WTF WTF and i was lke omg this is not happening…

I looked down and it was RED PAINT
it was so funny/humiliating/scary :)