about gum

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I was going down on a very prim proper young woman, who was a virgin still at 25. I know I told this story elsewhere on this site. Now she is the President of some church group, married with four kids. Anyway, no one had gone down on her before, and you all know me . . . So I start going down on her and she’s enjoying it. But it all happened so suddenly, that I didn’t have time to take the gum out of my mouth. I didn’t know what to do. I didn’t want to take it out of my mouth because I thought she might think that was rude, so I put it in the back of my mouth. Well, it didn’t stay there.All of a sudden, I can see my bright turqoise gum nestled nicely in her bright orange pubic hair. The color contrast was perfect, like patinated copper. But anyway, I was mortified and she didn’t know about it. I tried to keep going, but this gum was stuck in her pubes right next to her clit. There wasn’t anything I could do to continue. I started busting up laughing and and started profusely apologizing. I didn’t know how she would take it and I thought she’d go running away in tears. Luckily, she thought it was funny, too, thank goodness. She got up, naked, and found a pair of scissors. I cut the gum out and proceeded.She got cunnilingus and left with a nice minty smell to boot. I wonder if she tells this story.Every time I go back home, my mother, who really likes this woman, likes to update me on her. I’ve been tempted to go to church just so that if I see her acting all churchely, I can snap my gum and see if I can tell by her face if there’s any recall of that moment.

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two embarrassing stories

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Once we were having sex standing up with me bent over a desk. Things got carried away and I ended up smacking my head on the TV sitting on some shelves I had on the desk. It completely threw me off, and all I could do was look around stupidly.Another story, though not about sex: My bf and I were spending the weekend at his parents’ house. At dinner I had hot sauce on my food, spilled a little on my finger, and just wiped it away with a napkin. About 15 minutes later I went to the bathroom to change my tampon. It was an o.b. so it had no applicator. Well, you can put 2 and 2 together – the burning was INTENSE! I didn’t even know what to do or how to go about getting help. He ended up driving me to the pharmacy. I was half crying, half laughing because imagine the conversation with a pharmacist: “Yeah, um, I got hot sauce in my vagina, what do you recommend'” It turned out that the pharmacists had already left for the night. I wound up getting a douche (which I’ve never tried before) and some vagisil lubricant with aloe or something. Long story short, no lasting damage, douches suck, vagisil lubricant is god’s gift to women.

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a huge fanny fart

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mine would have to be this time with my boy.. we had only had sex about 4 times before, so we were trying out new possies, and i did a HUGE fanny fart!! This wouldnt normally embarrass me that much, but it was the first time he had ever heard one, and he loves to tell the story to all our friends…. he reckons i sucked all the air outta the room and he was gasping for air. haha. god he exaggerates.

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Walked in on by his roommate

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While I was giving an old BF head years ago we were walked in on by his roommate. I found it amusing. My BF was horribly embarrassed, as was the roommate.Okay, well I suppose I found vaginal farts embarrassing with my last SO. Current SO and I can just find them amusing, and there’s nothing embarrassing about it like there was with the last guy. ‘Course he also ‘likes the sloshy’ sounds.

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Embarrassing thing during 69 sex

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So early in our marriage hubby wanted to 69..Well I had never done it so I was like hell ya lets go…..SOoooo…as we are just going to town on each other, I was in heaven…Low and behold here came the feeling of…oh no, clench must clench…crap thats not working….ooooopppss…I farted on his forehead…It was awful mortifying….So he gently pushes me off, trying not to make a big deal out of this, but you could see the horror in his eyes…We kinda laid there for a minute, he looked at me and said…….” well at least it wasn’t a juicy one”…….I thought I would die….So your laughing with me right, not at me….LOL

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Little cut on his penis

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Okay, heres my story so all the men can bad mouth me. When my hubby and I first got together I was trying to be adventurous and take off his boxers with my teeth. Didnt quite work out though because I nipped him. He screamed and ran to the bathroom and jumped in the shower. I didnt even know what happened untill he came back out and showed me the little cut on his penis. Needless to say I have never tried that again.

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Stimulant

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It was back when I was real young and my sister and I were dating a couple of buddies. They were into doing a certain popular stimulant of the mid 80’s.They told us to try it. I had before then a couple times and it was not to bad in a very very small dose. I’m a hyper sort so I never wanted to get into doing stimulants.Well anyway. My sister was into stimulants. So, I tried a little with her, her bo and my bo. Well, I don’t know what the heck that stuff was. But, I went to bed that night with my bo and while we were doing it in just missionary possition I thought I had to pass gas. And it was not gas. But, You guess! He was very very under standing about it. And helped me clean up saying it had to be the (popular stimulant). I was like Yup it had to be.Never had that happen before and it has not happened since.And I got news. That was some pretty bad stuff if it did that to me in such a small dose.Yes, I am very very embarrassed about that. Needless to say we didn’t date those boys for long.I wish I could forget about that one. But it sticks in the mind like Ewwww.BTW. What does a woman do if her hubby wants to go down on her when she does have real gas. Not what I had.Do you just say. Ummmmmmmmmmmmm I would not go down there if I were you.

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embarrassing thing during sex

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Apparently I called my bf by my ex’s name during sex once… he told me he didn’t say anything at the time cause it was very early on and he thought it was understandable.He wasn’t upset but AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

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Note-able Embarrassment!

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During English class my friend and I were passing notes when the teacher saw us and suddenly yelled my name.
She was really angry, so she made me go to the front of the classroom and read the letter.
In the note, my friend had written about how she had gotten her period that day before lunch, and that she hoped her PMS wouldn’t affect the date she had that night.
The whole class, including the teacher, was dying!

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Way To Get The Guy!!!

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Every weekend the girls and me made a point of going into the local before a night on the town, all tarted up for the sake of one bloke, an absolute hunk!
It sounds so childish,but none of us dared go chat him up, he seemed way out of anyones league!
One night we decided to stay at the pub instead of heading town, which led to me getting stupidly drunk in front of the people who all know me in the village.
But, it gave me the guts to go chat ‘mr perfect’ up, we got on well, sat chatting for ages, he took my number and asked me to meet him the next night.
The next day, I couldnt remember much, except that we were meeting up.
I got ready, went pub, and for some reason lost all control of when I’d had enough to drink, luckily he found this funny, until I started to sing to him.
I must have sounded like a cat out of hell but he looked at me as though Id punched him in the face, before saying ‘I thought you sang for a living’’
It was then that I recalled saying the night before that I was a singer in a really popular band and that I’d just received a recording contract!!!
WHY”
I never saw him again.

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