dad

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I went to my bf’s house and he got drunk and his dad came in and his dad watched us the whole time! annd he had a strict face on but he wast watching for pleasure he was waiting for his son ( my bf ) notice he was there but good thing we were under the covers.

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condom

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Haaha, oh my god, I read this and couldn’t stop laughing about mine. One time, I was having sex with a guy, and we weren’t together, and he was joking around (I didn’t know) and he was like “I forgot a condom” And I flipped out. I pushed him off of me, and he literally fell onto the floor. I looked down and I was like “That’s a condom”” And he was like “No kidding” Haahaha, oh my god, it was bad. Probably more embarrassing for him though. I still can’t believe he fell to the floor though. It’s so funny, but so embarrassing to think of.

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grandma

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ok…….. we were in his grandma`s bed, and we both thought that no one was home! and we started…… then his grandma walked in and she was juss like….. when can i get in! i was so embaressed!

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music

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once me and one of my ex’s were mucking around and well it sort of got a little bit heated if you know what i mean, unfortunately we were at his house and had the music up very loud so you couldn’t hear what we were doing, and not only did his mum, dad, brother walk in on us his little cousin did too, it was so embarresing i didn’t go around to his house for like 6 months after that.

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do something new

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one time i was doin my gf and she stopped midway so i was like wtf cant start then stop. she then told me she wanted to do somethin new so she stuck 4 fingers in my butt in return i got to anal her. i guess i pulled out too fast or somethin and she crapped on my family room couch. i was soo pissed that the whole day happened. i made her clean it up with bare hands so its wasnt that bad. then we had normal make up sex

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oral

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The other night I was with my boyfriend, and I was giving him oral. Well he… finishes up… but it kinda shot at the back of my throat.. and my head was tilted kinda down… ..and a bunch dripped out my nose. He just keeps making fun of my for it now.. haha. oops..

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Vagina and anal

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We were pretty new to sex, and tried doggie style for the first time. It was completely dark and he was wearing a condom. Well, he came out once, and instead of going in my vagina, he went in my ass! Now, I’m pretty open to different things and we had always talked about trying anal, so I was just thinking “…okay then… thought you would give me a heads-up, but whatever.”The next day we decided to try doggie style again, but I wasn’t in the mood for anal, so casually asked him to only go in my vagina today. When we were done, he was like “yesterday was I not in your vagina the whole time'” I just stared at him, and finally said “uh, didn’t you know'” He said “I thought it felt really tight the second time, so tight I couldn’t even get most of it in. But I thought it was your vagina. I mean, it was dark, I couldn’t feel much with the condom on, found a hole, and just pushed.” We couldn’t stop laughing. We always refer to is as the time he “missed.”

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vibrator

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that happened to my wife and I in Chicago once.We were stanging at the desk, checking in. and the bag started vibrating. I am a fast thinker. I got down to the bag, openned it up, turned off the vibrator. Took my phone out of my own coat pocket and handed it to her saying she missed a call.Come to think of it. I should have been rewarded for the embarassment I just saved us!!

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Hotel

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My most embarresing moment would have to be when i stayed in a posh hotel with my fiancee,we had woke up and knew we would have to be out of the room in a few hrs so decided to take advantage of the time we had left in the room, we were really getting into IT and ive heard the door open and looked up to see the cleaning lady standing in the doorway with a look of pure shock on her face then she screamed omg im so sorry and ran out of the door ( i guess i should have put the little thing you hang on the door saying do not disturb type thing hehe)another time we stayed at the hotel we had taken a few toys n things with us, and i was walking down the hallway when my bag started vibrating really loudly, it was my very powerfull vibrator which had some how got switched on in my bag and i had to walk past people in the hallway while my bag was donig this, trying to pretend it was nothing but i guess my redface gave it away

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tapes

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Bf and I were having passionate monkey love one night and his head was slightly hanging off the edge of the bed. Well, he pulled me on top of him and started giving me head. My feet started to slide off the bed and I ended up sliding over his face into a perfect 10 landing. I almost tore his nose off. Just recently we were having another adventurous session and I asked to go to this table in his room. So I’m on the table he’s standing in front bangin’ away and all of a sudden …CRASH! He had a tape holder/slotted that fell over and tapes went flying everywhere. 100 tapes behind the dresser, on the floor, out of the cases. We laughed and kept on going.Other than that all of my love sessions have been perfect.

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