Puked and fainted in front of the class
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Loading ...well im very standoffish, timid, quiet, shy and introvert type of guy.2 years back i wrote the best essay in my class.it was about a girl buried alive by her uncle because of property and inheritage. so my english teacher told me to read the story in front of the whole class.since it had a very nice title.everyone wanted to listen.when i got in front of the class my hands started trembling that i couldnt see the letters.my voice choked.i felt weak in the feet.my stomach rumbled and i placed my hand of my forehead.everyone laughed so hard seeing my trembling hands and feet.my stomach rumbled hard that i puked on my english teacher in front of me!! everyone laughed so much that 3 guys were litterally rolling down laughing.3/4 of the class drooped from their seat.to save my skin i pretended to faint.i was shaking so hard that everyone got to know that i didnt faint but just shivering with fear on the floor.
19. February 2010
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Shower
(+3 rating, 5 votes) Loading ...This is only one of my embarrassing moments. So one time my friend invited me to go swimming with her. So I did. When we were done swimming, we wet to go take a shower in the girls locker room and I took off my bathing suit. I was happily washing my self and then my conditioner falls and makes a loud CLUNCK. So I pick it up and right then and there, my friend opens the door on me, naked and I screamed. And then she screamed and closed the door. I spent about 10 minutes begging her not to tell anyone and coming up with excuses to why I was naked like "The chlorine irritates my skin." I was sooooooooooo embarrassed. I bet she told her mom though, luckily I haven't sen them since that incident. THX! :)
19. February 2010
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car ride oopsie
(+1 rating, 5 votes) Loading ...my names when chloe and i am 19 and a few weeks ago and me and my friends were on a long car ride and i asked kira who was driving to pull over so i could pee but she said we couldnt but she passed back this big empty coke bottle and told me to pee into that, i would have said " ewwww no!" but i was desperate so i did, so i started peeing into the bottle , not realising it had a tiny hole near the bottom so my pee was squirting all over melanie who was sat next to me! she laughed it off though... but she never sits next to me in a car anymore
12. February 2010
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Crap Myself
(-2 rating, 4 votes) Loading ...There is was out in the woods on the outskirts of Ontario with about 10 of my friends. We were in the woods (by the way we are all in 10th grade) having alot of fun. Suddenly i felt i needed to go number 2 real real bad. It quickly sprung to mind that i had diarrhoea. I didnt tell anyone but i wiped my ass with a leaf because well you get the picture. Anyway when we got back to the nearest settlement i ran into a public toilet to clean myself up a bit and i didnt need the toilet anymore so i wondered out happily but then BAM! it came out everywhere. I sprinted in to the toilets again crying my eyes out becase my friends were going to find out. Luckily they didnt.
11. February 2010
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Babysitter naked pee
(-1 rating, 3 votes) Loading ...When I was 12 (I'm a guy) and my brother was 10 we were walking with our babysitter, Kate, who was 15 to the swimming baths, which are through several footpaths and country lanes from our house. She suddenly needed to pee really bad and said she had to go right now. The thing was she had her swimsuit on under her clothes so she had to strip naked so that she could squat down and pee right in front of us. Afterwards she was really embarrassed and begged us not to tell anyone, especially since she was a 'late bloomer' and didn't have any pubes yet and had very small boobs. She was never able to look us in the eye after that and we reminded her as often as we could.
7. February 2010
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Evil Siblings
(-3 rating, 11 votes) Loading ...One day about 9 years ago, my cousin was visiting us, and as he was getting ready to leave, he gave me a massive wedgie, then my sister gave me a wedgie, then my other sister gave me a wedgie, then my brother gave me a wedgie, and my neighbor who had snuck over seeing what was happening to me, and asked if she could give me one too, not only did they say yes, but they held me there so she could, but right after she gave me the wedgie she pantsed me, my siblings were suprised but they kept holding me, then she pulled my underwear down, they lifted me up out of my pants & underwear, then they took my shirt off, duck taped my hands behind my back, and taped my feet together, pushed me over and ran inside and locked me out, worst of all, when I was finally let into the house after like 3 hours of being naked, I discovered they had hidden all of my clothes from me, it took me 4 hours to find them. The next day at school I discovered they had taken pictures and posted them all over the place, but the students at the Middle School decided as funny as the pics were they wanted a live show, so my siblings & neighbor who all happened to go to the same school stripped me butt naked, and tied me up to the flagpole, and many more.
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25. February 2010
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