Your Embarrassing Moments

you know you have a hole in your jeans?

I remember I was wearing some jeans that some holes in them but in the knee area of my jeans which I wore for work. My mother pulls into a gas station for me to buy some soda and stuff. Anywho while I’m getting out of the car my mother says, “you know you have a hole in your jeans?” I was like yeah I know and didn’t think anything of it. I go in the store to get what I needed and I hear the clerk ladies saying amongst themselves that ppl really shouldn’t go walking around like that. When I heard that I thought it was strange but didn’t think too much about it. So finally when I get back to the car my mother finally tells me that I had a gaping hole around my back pocket area and you could see my boxers and everything. I was like bloody hell you could have told me I had a hole back there! She’s like I told you had a hole in your jeans and I was like yeah I thought she was talking about the holes in my knee’s and stuff but no she didn’t mention anything about having a hole in the back for ppl to see my boxers! I never went back to that gas station again that’s for sure. I was too embarassed to go back there.

she did a poo, stinky

I have a 5 year old boy, when his sister does a number 2 he and his friends think it’s funny to run around saying ‘Err, she did a poo, stinky’.
Over the summer we went camping and had to stay the night on a make-shift site with one stinky little portable toilet. I took my 2 year old with me and when we got into the booth she shouted ‘Oh mummy you did poo, tinky’ I had to come out and pass all the waiting campers, she turned and said ‘mummy did poo, tinky’.

I grew up off the Kings Road in the 1980’s so there were punks everywhere. When I was 5 I saw a very wealthy old lady in the park, she had a purple rinse in her hair. I said ‘Mummy look a really old punk lady’.

you have paint on your face

We were at a local church supper once, and one of the locals, has a large birth mark on her face. It is bright red, and covers half her face. I have grown up seeing this older lady, and barely even notice it anymore. My younger brother, who is quite younger than I am, was quite confused. He kept saying out loud, “you have paint on your face”. My mom was discreetly trying to keep him quite, and he kept saying ” I wish she would wash the paint off” Needless to say, my mom wanted to strangle him. The lady just smiled politely and laughed it off.

I’m poopy! I’m poopy

I take my kids to church with me on Sunday. When my daughter was a little over 2 and still in diapers, she would get really bored in church and insist she needed a diaper change just so we’d have to go to the bathroom for awhile. One sunday in church she again told me she needed a change when I knew she didn’t so I told her to wait. She started crying “but I’m poopy! I’m poopy!” loud enough for the whole room to hear. So, after nearby moms glaring at me for apparently “neglecting” my daughter’s need, I went ahead and took her out of there. She wasn’t poopy of course.

that chick is hot

My son was 3 yrs old at the time that we’re on a plane from Germany going to Atlanta sitting next to this Indian man who smelled like he hadn’t seen the inside of a shower in about 2 weeks. I was going to just improvise nose plugs or just grin and bear it but not my son. He turns to the man and says as loud as he possibly can “YOU STINK MAN!!” I turned about 15 shades of purple! Fast forward 2 yrs, we’re in a convenient store and this woman and her boyfriend are in front of us renting a movie. My son whispers (which was so loud I don’t even know why he made the effort) “Mom, that chick is hot!!”. It took everything in me not to drop my items and leave the store.

You really need a man

After overhearing my mother and I joking about my marital status and my mother commenting sarcastically “You really need a man.”… My then 4 year old daughter went up to a complete stranger in the grocery store and said “Are you married? Do you like kids? Do you want to meet my Mom? Grandma says she needs a man.”

The subtleties of sarcasm are completely lost of a child… LOL

When my son was 3 (in the last stages of potty training) he used a display model toilet in Home Depot…

We were remodeling the bathroom and looking at toilets as my husband and I debated different models my son said “I like this one.” pointing at a model somewhat behind us… Trying to include him in the decision we asked what he liked about it to which he replied “I tried it, worked great” with a giant smile…

Rushing over we learned indeed he had tried it.. Then we were torn how do you explain to a 3 yr old that it’s a model not for using while at the same time enforcing he did a good job using the toilet instead of having an accident… LOL

At the age of 4 my youngest daughter let loose a horribly smelly exceptionally loud fart… Without skipping a beat she said “Mother!!” Thereby shifting the blame to me while we were shopping in Macy’s..

Gotta give the kid credit she was thinking on her feet LOL

NO! GO AWAY!

ok heres a good one -__-
theres this major cutie in my italian class,
and he sits in front of me, and i know that he notices me, he stares sometimes and stuff,
so obviously he knows i exist,
but since idk anyone in that class, i dont talk,
but im actually very crazy and wild once you get to know me.

so i was waiting for my friends for lunch, and my guy friend Christian came to hug me, and he tried to pick me up while hugging me, and i wouldnt let him but he kept trying, and i just started screaming “NO! GO AWAY! ASDFGHJKLLHAKDHAJDGAS!!”

and i look. and the cute kid from the italian class was starring at me :O!
i was embarrassed.
Hard facing him the next day :/

embarrassing moments in front of my crush

i have two, i was throughing snow at him with a few friends and i ran and slipped and my face went in his crotch and then i fell on top of him and we both got owies lol and the other one which was the worest was when i was passing ball in the pool with a friend and my crushes friend, and my new bathing suit was skimpy and two big “up their” i dived in and i can up in front of him and the top part fell down a bit and my left breast was bare, but at least he didnt see me too weird after that, he just sat their laughing uncontrolably. and once i farted really loud in class and everyone was talking he sat beside me and hes teh only one who heard hes all like did u fart? and i said, “who farted?” *laughes*

HOT NEW NEIGHBOR

Over the summer I went to Colorado and when I came back my Dad was on my case about helping our “New Neighbor” to get a job. So I said no a hundred times because I thought he was a loser. Then I ended up actually seeing him,..and he was really hot!
So we’re grocery shopping 3 days later and run into another neighbor. She’s a loud German lady and approaches me yelling “Why didn’t you tell me about your trip yet! Why haven’t you told me about all the fun you had!”
And I said “Well, why didn’t you tell me we have a hot new neighbor?”
She started screaming: “HOT NEW NEIGHBOR. HOT NEW NEIGHBOR WHAT?!” and as she’s screaming, my Mom looks scared out of her mind.
My Mom starts pointing at the man standing in between us and he’s smiling at me. Neighborlady says “good morning,” and he keeps on walking. Following behind him, is,

you bet……the hot new neighbor. So for 2 months I lived 1 door down from this kid I could have sworn heard us hoopin and hollerin about…and I finally told him about it and he said he never heard it. We’ve been dating since!