two embarrassing stories
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Loading ...Once we were having sex standing up with me bent over a desk. Things got carried away and I ended up smacking my head on the TV sitting on some shelves I had on the desk. It completely threw me off, and all I could do was look around stupidly.Another story, though not about sex: My bf and I were spending the weekend at his parents' house. At dinner I had hot sauce on my food, spilled a little on my finger, and just wiped it away with a napkin. About 15 minutes later I went to the bathroom to change my tampon. It was an o.b. so it had no applicator. Well, you can put 2 and 2 together - the burning was INTENSE! I didn't even know what to do or how to go about getting help. He ended up driving me to the pharmacy. I was half crying, half laughing because imagine the conversation with a pharmacist: "Yeah, um, I got hot sauce in my vagina, what do you recommend'" It turned out that the pharmacists had already left for the night. I wound up getting a douche (which I've never tried before) and some vagisil lubricant with aloe or something. Long story short, no lasting damage, douches suck, vagisil lubricant is god's gift to women. 3 Vote(s)
21. July 2008
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a huge fanny fart
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...mine would have to be this time with my boy.. we had only had sex about 4 times before, so we were trying out new possies, and i did a HUGE fanny fart!! This wouldnt normally embarrass me that much, but it was the first time he had ever heard one, and he loves to tell the story to all our friends.... he reckons i sucked all the air outta the room and he was gasping for air. haha. god he exaggerates. 3 Vote(s)
21. July 2008
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Walked in on by his roommate
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...While I was giving an old BF head years ago we were walked in on by his roommate. I found it amusing. My BF was horribly embarrassed, as was the roommate.Okay, well I suppose I found vaginal farts embarrassing with my last SO. Current SO and I can just find them amusing, and there's nothing embarrassing about it like there was with the last guy. 'Course he also 'likes the sloshy' sounds. 3 Vote(s)
21. July 2008
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Embarrassing thing during 69 sex
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...So early in our marriage hubby wanted to 69..Well I had never done it so I was like hell ya lets go.....SOoooo...as we are just going to town on each other, I was in heaven...Low and behold here came the feeling of...oh no, clench must clench...crap thats not working....ooooopppss...I farted on his forehead...It was awful mortifying....So he gently pushes me off, trying not to make a big deal out of this, but you could see the horror in his eyes...We kinda laid there for a minute, he looked at me and said......." well at least it wasn't a juicy one".......I thought I would die....So your laughing with me right, not at me....LOL 3 Vote(s)
21. July 2008
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Little cut on his penis
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Okay, heres my story so all the men can bad mouth me. When my hubby and I first got together I was trying to be adventurous and take off his boxers with my teeth. Didnt quite work out though because I nipped him. He screamed and ran to the bathroom and jumped in the shower. I didnt even know what happened untill he came back out and showed me the little cut on his penis. Needless to say I have never tried that again. 2 Vote(s)
21. July 2008
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Stimulant
(0 rating, 2 votes) Loading ...It was back when I was real young and my sister and I were dating a couple of buddies. They were into doing a certain popular stimulant of the mid 80's.They told us to try it. I had before then a couple times and it was not to bad in a very very small dose. I'm a hyper sort so I never wanted to get into doing stimulants.Well anyway. My sister was into stimulants. So, I tried a little with her, her bo and my bo. Well, I don't know what the heck that stuff was. But, I went to bed that night with my bo and while we were doing it in just missionary possition I thought I had to pass gas. And it was not gas. But, You guess! He was very very under standing about it. And helped me clean up saying it had to be the (popular stimulant). I was like Yup it had to be.Never had that happen before and it has not happened since.And I got news. That was some pretty bad stuff if it did that to me in such a small dose.Yes, I am very very embarrassed about that. Needless to say we didn't date those boys for long.I wish I could forget about that one. But it sticks in the mind like Ewwww.BTW. What does a woman do if her hubby wants to go down on her when she does have real gas. Not what I had.Do you just say. Ummmmmmmmmmmmm I would not go down there if I were you. 3 Vote(s)
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21. July 2008
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