Your Embarrassing Moments

always try to look the best you can

If there are people around that don’t know me, I don’t get embarrassed, because they don’t know me anyway.
If there are people around that know me very well, I don’t get embarrassed because they know me well enough anyway.
The only times, I get embarrassed are the times when there are people around who know me just a little, because they ‘ll get wrong ideas.
But , if they do, they can, it’s life.
The last time I was embarrassed, was when I saw an Ex -love but I looked terrible. No makeup, worst possible hair, sluggish shoes, baggy coat, a bit overweight. He looked terrific.
I ‘ve learned my lesson- always try to look the best you can.

kinda forgot that the door had to be closed first

every day… Seems to be the norm for me.

Here is a good one!

I was trying to heat something in the microwave but could not get it started. I kept cussing at it and saying, GOD!!! WORK!!!!! Kept hitting the button to turn it on… SO…….

My husband walks over, grabs the DOOR of the microwave out of my hand and closes it, hits the button and turns it on and walks away. LMFAOOO…. Yeah, kinda forgot that the door had to be closed first.

are you gonna clean up your garbage.

today at lunch.
haha, its kinda gross,
but yeahh.
:]

one of my friends took a tampon out of my bag,
and we started talking about this girl who doesnt use tampons / pads,
[sick nasty.]
and i was like,
“all that blood just like pours out of her vagina.”
and there was a teacher right behind me when i said it,
and none of my friends told me.
and after i said vagina,
he was like,
“are you gonna clean up your garbage.. ?”

and yeah,
we all started cracking up and i like almost peed my pants.
hahaha.

yepp.

pretended I didn’t know him

I was at the store with my parents and my dad saw this random lady shopping who he thought looked like my mom. so he went up to this complete stranger and said loudly “I found your twin!” He pointed to my mom. “she looks exactly like you! doesn’t she look like you?” he turned to the person standing next to him and said “doesn’t this lady look like my wife?” The lady looked really freaked out and walked away.
this was even more embarrassing because, one, the lady looked nothing like my mom, and two, we were in a huge department store so everyone was staring at us. I just ran away, buried my head in a rack of clothes, and pretended I didn’t know him.

He dropped me on the ground

I’ll say it when i was like 16 my boyfriend at the time took me to daity queen to split a banana split. He didn’t know I was lactose intolerant. I didn’t want to say anthing.. how gross right. So we leave after about 35 minutes and were in the parking lot and starts to tickle me…(we were small town teens) and Im cracking up and then he picks me up and I know this is a bad idea. and hes like no Im going to carry you and Im laughing so hard I farted on him as he was carrying me. He dropped me on the ground.

.i waved at her and didnt realise the seats infront of me

My embarrrisin moment was when i saw a mate as i was walkin to assembly..i waved at her and didnt realise the seats infront of me..i flew over them,across the table then onto the floor!…omg everyone saw and EVERYONE laughed….luckily, im sure no1 remembers it.

She smacked all of our hands

3rd grade, I’ll never forget. I was in the back with all the cool people blowing spitballs, when the teacher caught me and the other kids. She made us put our heads down while they went to an assembly. They now call it “time out”. Well when she was gone we all played a game, running on top of the desk. Back then (early 80’s) the doors had little windows in them. She peaked through while I was jumping in mid air. I tried to look back and trip on the cord of a old record player. It crashed to the floor. The teacher came in with the class, and started chasing me with the yard stick. She broke the yard stick across my back, and yelled I will tell your mother. She smacked all of our hands. I had a mouth on me back then, along with my friends. 1 girl mother came and cuss the teacher out, saying, “you do not have my permission to hit my daughter, and don’t let it happen again.” My mother came and couldn’t believe her ears. She beat my *** good in front of the class, and then gave the teacher permission to hit me anytime she deems it necessary. I never been so embarrassed in my life. I move to the front of the class, and my mother never had a problem with me and school again!!! EVER1

my panties down to my knees

At a sleepover I had to pay a dare to answer the door & pay for the pizza delivery in just my strapless bra & panties. My bra was adjusted to show a ton of cleavage & the panties were bikinis. I figured it could have been a worse dare! I open the door & stand in front of the pizza guy. Suddenly a couple of the girls come up behind & beside me, & yank my panties down to my knees. I took forever pulling them back up holding a pizza in one hand & money in the other. Of course I spun around to hide my bush & get covered again, all that did was give him a great look at my bare butt! He didn’t refuse the tip…what does that mean !?

i almost DIED laughing in her vagina

im 20, i live with my gayfriendly, chill mom.
my room is the one with the window in front of the house. one day my gf at the time and i were getting it on in my room and my mom walked in to look out the window cause she heard a car and my sister wasnt home yet (mind you, we thought she was asleep).
when the door opened, i was “down there” if you know what i mean. my then-girlfriend pushed my head down, pulled the covers over me and pretended to be asleep.. so we basically looked like a really long person with different feet.

i almost DIED laughing in her vagina.

luckily my mom didnt even notice us. she just looked out the blinds and left.
it was so damn funny.