the first time I ever ejaculated

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At the age of about 12, I had my first truly embarrassing semi-sexual experience. It was also the first time I ever ejaculated; I guess I was cursed from that day. My parents were out of the house at the time at dinner or something and I was all alone. I knew that my dad hid his porno-tapes under his dresser so as soon as that door clicked shut I ran for their bedroom. Figuring that I was doing something right as I could never make anything come out, I was determined to rectify the situation that night.
So there I stood in front of my parents huge wood-console TV masturbating to early 80’s porn, when something weird started to happen, something I had never experienced before. My leg started to shake, my eyes rolled into the back of my head, and I unleashed the fury of my first ejaculation. Unfortunately it made me quite light-headed, and I lunged forward at the solid oak TV cabinet, and knocked myself the fuck out.
So when my parents came home, they found their 12 year-old son lying unconscious, pants around his ankles, in front of a TV blaring with porn and covered in man chowder. My parents never brought it up again, thank god.



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This happened about 30 years ago, the summer before my senior year in high school. I grew up in a rural farm town. My grandparents owned one of the farms, and every year for the Fourth of July, they hosted a picnic where a lot of the people from the community attended, including a lot of the kids from my school. There were probably 100 to 150 people there.

I was trying to help out by organizing a kick ball game for some of the younger kids. One of the kids kicked the ball into the , so I went in after the ball and surprised a skunk. You know what surprised skunks do. I booked out of there, but it was too late, it had gotten me good. I ran back to the house and thought I could find some of my Grandpa’s clothes to change into. Well, Granny met me at the door and would have none of that because her house would smell like a skunk for a week. “We’re going to have to clean you up out here”, so she called my Mom and went over to the faucet by the back door. This was right in plain sight of most of the people there.

She had my sister go get an old tub. “Now I’ve been through this before. You’re gonna have to take off the clothes that got sprayed and put them in the tub. We’re going to have to round up some tomato juice and soak those clothes, and we’re going to have to wash you down with the hose, and if that doesn’t work, we’ll have to use tomato juice on you”. I was always a little shy, to the point that it felt weird for me to even take off my shirt in gym class when I was on the skins team, so it was really embarrassing to think about being in my underwear. But, stinking as I was, I stripped off everything but my tighty whities, which is what guys wore back then. This began to draw attention. Then, my sister helpfully noted that it had soaked through to my underwear. “I’m sorry honey, but you gotta take those off too then”. I tried to beg my case that I couldn’t be totally naked around all these people, but even my Mom said I had to do it. “This is one of those things that just happened and you’ll just have to deal with it. Everybody’s seen a guy naked before, and it’s not like you’re the first that’s had to do something embarrassing”. I knew this was one of those things that I couldn’t get out of, so I just did it to get it over with. I turned my back to everyone and peeled off the last shred of my modesty and threw them in the tub.

I can’t describe how mortified I was standing there totally exposed being soaked with cold water. I couldn’t remember the last time anyone besides my brother had seen me naked. To my further embarrassment, I couldn’t even pretend to preserve any modesty, because I had to scrub with both hands, and they kept making me turn around to keep spraying me all over. I don’t think my sister had ever seen me naked, and here she was having to focus on me to spray water. A lot of people were watching at this point, and I just felt like I was going to puke or pass out. I was shaking all over, more from embarrassment than from the cold water. Granny saw how embarrassed I was, so she told my sister to stop spraying for a minute, and came over to talk to me. “Listen to me. You have nothing to be embarrassed about. You didn’t do this on purpose, and to be honest, most of the men here would give their eye teeth to be built like you. No one is embarrassed but you. This is going to go on for a long time yet, so just grit your teeth and get through it”. Then she tried to joke a little. “Besides, the girls look to be enjoying the show, and since you’re my grandson that kind of makes me proud, so if they want to look, let them look and have some fun with it”. That helped a little, and when I looked around, she was right. No one was freaking out. No one was calling me a pervert or anything. The girls did seem to be enjoying it, and I guess that was ok, maybe even a little flattering. There wasn’t much I could do about it anyway. By that point, the worst was over because everyone there had seen everything there was to see, so I relaxed a little and just let things happen.

It did go on for a long time because soap and water weren’t working and we ran out of tomato juice. Someone had to go to their house to get some more, which took like forever. My sister traded off the spraying job to my brother, who then traded off with my sister’s best friend, which kind of brought back the major embarrassment for a while from her close scrutiny. More people kept coming, and the first thing they saw when they came around the back of the house was my shiny wet dick or butt. Eventually, we did all we could, but the smell still wasn’t completely gone. The clothes I had been wearing were a complete loss and had to be burned. My dear mother decided there was no point in ruining more clothes, and didn’t want the car stinking, so to go home I had to ride in the back of a friend’s pickup. Mom didn’t want me in the house yet, so she had Dad put a tarp down in the backyard, and make a tent out of a blanket and some clothesline and stakes so I could “air out”. The next morning I had “aired out” enough that I could get into my own shower and keep scrubbing.

I noticed that a couple of things happen when you’ve been that naked for that long in front of that many people from a small community. The first is that most everyone assumes you just don’t care any more about being naked since they’ve already seen you for an extended period. This started immediately when I got in the shower. I shared a bedroom with my younger brother who was 15. We shared a bathroom with my sister. My brother and I were used to sharing the bathroom and being naked around each other, but my sister never came in while we were in there. The next morning, she came waltzing into the bathroom while I was in the shower. We had a shower with a see through door, BTW. She said she was tired of having to wait to do her hair and makeup, and after yesterday, there wasn’t any point in her not coming in. That apparently applied to my mother too, who was in the bathroom in a few minutes to see how the scrubbing was coming and hung out talking to my sister. That also apparently applied to my sister’s friends too. She had a sleepover the next weekend, and they thought it would be ok to come in with her while I was showering since they had already seen me naked for so long the weekend before. I didn’t have much of a choice in any of this, they just assumed, and this became the norm because it kept happening. My brother was a little freaked about this at first, but it carried over to him to. Everyone called us Pete and Repete because we looked so much alike, so I guess they thought if you’ve seen one you’ve seen the other. They probably though it was me for a while the first time they walked in on him and I don’t think he realized they were there at first, but then they made the same assumption that since they had seen him naked it wouldn’t be any big deal to keep doing it. He was embarrassed for a while, but we eventually adapted to the new norm and didn’t think much of it. It eventually got to the point that we could walk around the house naked whoever was around and no one seemed to care. We were amazed that our parents were this open minded, and decided one day to see how far this would go. Mom had a couple of friends over to do some canning. I got out of the shower, and my brother got in. I walked out to the kitchen, pretending that I didn’t know anyone was there yet, walked to the refrigerator to get a drink right in front of everyone, and no one batted an eye. So I hung out and chatted and got pulled into helping until my brother walked in naked too. He got pulled into helping. We even got sent to the storage building in the back yard to bring in some boxes of jars and stopped to talk to our neighbor before going back in. Not a word was said, so it became the new norm that if we wanted to be naked, we were naked.

The other thing I noticed after something like this is that you get dared to do a lot of things naked. You know how guys are at that age anyway, and the girls who hadn’t been there were curious, so when things got a little boring hanging out on a Saturday night, daring me to do something became the entertainment. I had my limits. I wouldn’t do anything that could really get me in big trouble, like the dare to streak at a basketball game, but the word “chicken” got me to do a lot of stupid things. It started with the “incident” coming up at a party and then being dared to get naked in front of the people who hadn’t been there. I didn’t really want to, but I would get talked into it. This happened several times, and it got easier each time. During all of these times I’ve described, I had managed to never have an erection in front of anyone, so at one smaller party, after stripping again, some of my friends started teasing me about that, saying that something must be wrong if I had been seen naked this much and no one had ever seen a hard on. I was embarrassed to do it, but more embarrassed not to, so I gave in and worked up an impressive boner. Then, since I had already gone this far, they dared me to just go ahead and jack off in front of everyone. I didn’t think I could do that because I thought that was beyond my limits, but I had already been slowly stroking anyway to build up the boner, so I made them a bet. We drew a target on a piece of paper and hung it on the wall. If I came and missed the bullseye, I would jack off for any of the girls any time they wanted me to in front of anyone they wanted me to for the next three months. If I hit the bullseye, all the girls had to strip, and pick two guys to strip and jack off for them one at a time, and the girls had to stay naked the whole time. They took the bet and I won, so for once I was not the only one naked that night, and the two guys that got picked got to be mortified. There were other stupid things that were more public. I climbed a water tower in broad daylight when stone cold sober, and I did a couple of naked laps at roller skating when I was a little drunk. I fully expected to get thrown out and banned, but the manager just laughed and waved me on. Stuff like that happened all year.

In the spring, the editor of the yearbook asked me to do something that he said the advisor said was ok. I was a little nervous about this, but I agreed to do it because I thought it would be the perfect way to end this year. We went outside the school with the photographer (who was a girl), and I went behind some bushes and stripped – this was in the middle of a school day BTW, but everyone was in class. She took some pictures of me standing there looking embarrassed. We took some trying to use the bushes to hide behind, but the advisor said they showed too much. The photographer sneaked in some that showed everything, so those were definitely not used. In the one that was used, I had my hands in front of me, but it was obvious that I was very naked. And that is now preserved in my senior year yearbook.


Girlfriend’s family reunion

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I’ve had lots of embarrassing things happen to me, but this is the weirdest. When I was in college, I had been dating this girl for a couple of months, and she wanted me to meet her family. They were having a family reunion, which was a good opportunity to meet a lot of her extended family. This was an annual thing, where they all got together for a camping trip, This was at a large lake where there was lots of remote area.

I was going water skiing with my friends that morning, so my girlfriend and I decided that I would go skiing that morning, then they could drop me off where they were camping, and she could take me home that night. So we skiied, and then cruised the shoreline and found the campsite. My friends came with me to make sure we found the right place, and then left.

I was in wet swim trunks, so I asked my girlfriend’s uncle if there was a place I could change. This was out in the middle of nowhere, so there weren’t bathrooms or any kind of building other than tents, and a bus that someone had converted into a camper. He tells me to just go behind the bus, and he would make sure that no one came around while I was changing. Stupid me!

He thought this would be a great prank to pull on his niece, so he got another uncle to play along. As soon as I dropped my trunks and was standing there naked, they ran around the corner and grabbed both my arms. These were big guys, so I didn’t have a chance. They picked me up and hauled me from behind the bus right out in front of everyone. They drug me around the camp to make sure everyone knew what was going on. By then, everyone (about 30 or 40 people) was gathered up in a big group.

They hauled me over to a tree and tied my hands behind it. Then ran and grabbed my trunks and my bag with my clothes. While my girlfriend was trying to get me untied, her mother came over and told me that the more embarrassed I acted, the longer they would keep this going, so just chill out.

So, I got untied, and then just had to hang out with this large group of people being the only one naked. Everyone had already seen everything anyway, so I did the best I could to not act mortified, which I was. I guess I didn’t do a good enough job of not acting embarrassed, because those jerks let this go on for an hour laughing the whole time. When they finally came back with my stuff, they threw my bag up in a tree, so I had to climb up in a tree naked to get my clothes back.

That was quite an introduction to the family!


Locked out

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I’m 14 and my name is Ashely. I shared my bedroom with my sister Carol that was two years older than me. She used to laugh at me, because I had a crush on one of the two boys that lived in next door to us. Carol was always teasing me because I was to shy to talk to him. I used to see Carol talking to them threw the cyclone fence of our back yard. I had the feeling she was talking to them about me, just to make me feel bad. One saturday, my mom had gone to the supermarket and my Dad had already left for work. Carol caught me with a towell around myself cuming out of the shower and lure me to the back of our house to help her with the laundry bag. I din’t know she had just been out talking to these two boys and it was just an excuse to push me out into the back yard. I was so shocked when she dragged me out the door and saw the two neighbor boys standing in the fence. Before I could react, I was locked out on the yard completly naked with these boys looking at me. Carol was looking out the window laughing her head off while I was panicking trying to get back inside. She left me out there to them get a good look at me before letting me back in. I’ve never felt so naked and uterly embarrassed in my whole life. Just the thought that those boys saw me with nothing on, made me wish I was dead. It was the most humiliating moment ever and so embarrassing I kept it a secret from everyone.


my panties down to my knees

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At a sleepover I had to pay a dare to answer the door & pay for the pizza delivery in just my strapless bra & panties. My bra was adjusted to show a ton of cleavage & the panties were bikinis. I figured it could have been a worse dare! I open the door & stand in front of the pizza guy. Suddenly a couple of the girls come up behind & beside me, & yank my panties down to my knees. I took forever pulling them back up holding a pizza in one hand & money in the other. Of course I spun around to hide my bush & get covered again, all that did was give him a great look at my bare butt! He didn’t refuse the tip…what does that mean !?


peeing naked in front of everyone AND crush!

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It was my birthday and my mom threw me a suprise party. I slept naked that night and in the morning I was getting dress and wanted my fav undies so I walked downstairs to get em from the laundry room when I came down the stairs at least 200 of my last classmates screamed SUPRISE! and I stood there completely butt naked trying to cover myslef in desparte embarressment. I was so mortified I gushed pee all over myself naked in front of everyone! they were all laughing at my and I was just standing there frozen trying to cover myself for 5 minutes! to make it worse a huge fart came out! ugh!


School trip

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I was 15 years old when I sufferd the most embarrassing moment of my life. The school had planned a trip to an indian resevation. Every boy and girl in my class went on that trip. We had overnight reservations in a road side motel. The whole floor was taken up by us. Half of it were boys and the other half were all girls. I joined these two girls and another boy, for night swim in the pool and latter went to my room to shower and change. When I opend the door I found the boy I was sharing the room with, playing cards with three other boys. I took my bathing suit off and jumped in the shower. They grabbed me as I came out, ripped the towel off of me and locked me out on the hall with no clothes on. I got caught bare naked by the two girls that were in the pool,trying to get the door open. I felt so embarrassed standing there with these girls laughing and knoking on door so other girls wouldn’t miss it. I could hear the boys inside the room screaming there heads off and not about to let me inside. I panicked when girls began cuming out on the hall and all I could think off, was finding some where to hide. I ended getting chaced and cornered up on the roof, surounded by every girl in my class pulling my arms away to get a look at my penis. I never got rescued, becuse the our two teacher and bus driver were having dinner and never knew what was going on. I was stuck in the roof getting a hard on and humiliating myself, in front of all those girls. I din’t dare run back down for fear of embarrassing myself to other people, so I stayed there and stopped making and efort to cover up. It was useless to cover up, so I figured the faster they allgot to see my dick, the faster I would get something on to get back to the room. I felt so stranded and humiliated I almost died of shame. Its far form over because everyone in school are going to find out that I spent that night naked on the roof losing my pride in front of all the girl form my class.


clearly audible

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OK, so i live with my dad and the other day me and my gf were having sex(loudly)and the following morning my dad walks up and says”i sure hope you used a condom”



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This is truly embarrassing, and a little difficult to put online even anonymously as this is, but here goes…

I was home alone last Saturday, and after a shower, I was just walking around nude in the house, because it felt good to be able to do it. Then I was having a sandwhich and watching TV on the sofa in the nude, and I must have just doxed off laying there.

I woke up to my sister’s voice, and laughing along with her best friend, and was right there naked as they were joking and laughing trying to be quiet though. I didn’t know what to do, and I just pretended to still be asleep, but it horribly embarrassing and especially because then I got erection from being in that situation.

They started taking pictures with their cell phones, and I kind of acted like I turned over in my sleep to lay on the erection and hide it from more pictures.

Then they laughed and took some of my naked behind. I was in a no win situation, and it was getting weird, so I pretended to be waking up, and it made them run out of the room hoping I didn’t see them.

Later that day, they embarrassed me by calling me in my sister’s room and showing me the pictures on their phones. I was humiliated as they said how sexy they were.

I don’t know how long it will take to ever live this one down, or not feel embrrassed when I see my sister and her friend, especially together.


College tradition

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I got engaged during my senior year of college. Our school had this weird tradition that I hadn’t thought about until it happened to me. A couple of nights after announcing our engagement, a bunch of my friends busted through the door of my room. Before I knew what was happening, they had stripped off all my clothes and were carrying me out.

The tradition was called “treeing”. Guys who got engaged were tied up naked in front of one of the girls dorms until his fiancee came to rescue him. It was one of those things that the local police ignored because it was happening on campus, and the campus police ignored because it was tradition.

Anyway, they carried me to the largest girls dorm and tied my wrists and ankles to the dorm sign, which was right on the street and right in front of the main entrance. In a couple of minutes most of the dorm was out in the yard hollering and cheering over another treeing. And no one was about to break the tradition by doing anything about it until my fiancee showed up. The bad thing was, my friends didn’t bother to make sure they would know where my fiancee was before they did this. This was before cell phones, so it took them about an hour to find her, with me on mass public display the whole time.