After a night of heavy drinking I woke up on the couch at my friends house. I noticed his mom was in the kitchen, and I also noticed i was naked. I grabbed the blanket and covered myself up acting as if I was still asleep. I waited until she left the room and I got up and went to my friends room. He woke up when I walked in and asked what i was doing. Later that day I over heard his mom talking to her husband about how small my penis is. Its so embarrassing!!!