Hurt balls while with female friend

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A female friend and I used to bike home from work together, and one day she was riding ahead of me and we were going pretty fast. I took my eyes off the road to look at something off to the side and rolled through a big pothole, smashing my balls on the bike seat. I was in agony but tried to keep riding so I wouldn’t fall behind as she hadn’t seen what happened. I caught up with her at the next stoplight and, still in pain, my face was red and I leaned forward over the handlebars. She noticed something was wrong and asked if I was alright, and I said “I wasn’t paying attention and hit a bad bump back there.” She says, “what happened, are you okay?” And I said “I think so, I just need to take some deep breaths.” She looked a little confused and said a soft “oh” and right after said “OH” when she suddenly figured out what I meant. She seemed concerned and shocked at first, but then smiled and joked that it was a good thing my wife was already pregnant.
I’m glad she found a joke in the situation that allowed us to move on from it because it’s pretty awkward to be discussing your aching testicles in the middle of traffic with your female friend.