i fell through a table when i was kissing my crush?!

DownUp (No Ratings Yet)

well,i’m 16 and it was like 30 degrees and stuff, and my crush asked me to come round to his so I said yes, and we went to the park together, and there was this hose that the Gardner was using so he took it and sprayed me with it, and so got the hose and sprayed him, and when I’d stopped he took me by the waist and started to kiss me, it was really nice, and cos’ he’s 6”2 and i’m only 5”8, he lifted me up so i was sat on this table still kissing him, and i wrapped my legs round his waist, and all of a sudden the table just Broke! we both ran off and just started laughing so hard, before we noticed the gardener just stood there like “wtf.”