why doesn’t it taste sweet?

DownUp (+3 rating, 3 votes)

I am a girl, the same one who did the “one year i had pissed my sister off really bad) post and yet to get her back for that but have an amazing idea! But, this happened last week

In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. I , raised my hand and asked, “If I understand what you are saying, there is a lot of glucose in male semen, as in sugar?” “That’s correct.” responded the professor, going on to add much statistical data. Raising my hand again, “Then why doesn’t it taste sweet?”.

After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, and i turned bright red and realized exactly what i had inadvertently said(or rather implied), i picked up my books without a word and walked out of the class.

However , as she was going out of the door, the professor’s reply was a classic. Totally straight- faced, he answered her question, “It doesn’t taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not in the back of your throat!
i never lived this down and people still mention this in class.
i didnt mean that i did stuff like that i only meant it CAUSE people never said it was sweet, if it was that would be a thing that would be joked about alot and people never do! So when i tried to tell everyone all they would say is
sur sur ya ooook
and my profesor never looks at me the same way :( still to this day mentioned ! whats a girl to do!