When I was 15, i was at my annual family reunion. It’s at our beach house and all my grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins, etc are there. must be at least 40 people. Everyone is usually there at one time for about three days. Towards the end of the second day, I was super tired. So I went back up to the house. The house is right on the beach so its maybe a ten second walk. Normal rule is to remove any wet clothing before entering. So I wrapped my waist in a towel and took off my swim trunks underneath. I hung them up outside and headed in.
My two aunts and mom were inside while everyone else was still at the beach. My aunts were on the couch watching tv. There was plenty of room on the couch and it looked really comfy so I sat down to rest for a second. I put my feet up on the coffee table in front of the couch but kept my knees bent. Unintentionally, I fell asleep.
I woke up probably two hours later in the same exact spot. It was sorta dark out so everyone was back inside and off the beach. I was slow to even move anything besides my eyes. One of my older cousins noticed I was awake and she announced the fact to everyone else. I looked around and saw most people grinning and giggling. Three of my aunts, my mom, and my sister walked up in front of me.
The five of them had huge, if not evil looking, grins. My aunt asked if I slept okay. Another asked if I was well rested now. I was pretty weirded out. I still hadn’t moved a muscle yet. My mom asked if I thought it was drafty in the house. I still hadn’t responded. My other aunt asked if I thought I had forgotten something. After every question it seemed as if the rest of the entire family laughed a bit more. I didn’t know if I was in trouble or something since everyone was completely silent.
Finally my sister stepped forward and said to me outloud, “Jim, can you do us a favor and look down?” Of course, I took her suggestion. I saw I was still in my towel. I guess it was a little goofy to fall asleep in a towel but I still was stumped. Now of all the people my little old grandmother spoke up, “Oh for Christ’s sake dear! We can all see your penis!” My eyes lit up. I realized I was more or less spread eagle and she was right. I had been showing myself off the entire time I had been asleep and during this awkward interrogation.
I hopped up and tried to make my way to my room to dress. Just as I was in the middle of the room, someone snagged an end of my towel and I walked right out of it. Took me a couple seconds to realize it since I was still out of it. I definitely realized it when my ten year old little cousin is taking a picture with my aunt’s cell phone. I covered up with my hands and hurried to my room after a roar of laughter. It was awful.
Several of them printed out pictures and put it around the house with titles like, “Sleepy beauty” or “The Nudist” or “Exhibitionist Jim” or “Free Willy” (the last one made me laugh too). I did get them down and got almost all of them deleted or taken from my relatives. I’m sure a few of them hid them. As long as it says in the family I guess I’m fine with it.