i farted in his hand

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ok so one time i was at the soccer field after school and my crush was playing and i was watching him so after the game ended he came up to me a kissed me then he grabbed my butt!!!!!!! i was so shocked thatt i farted in his hand and he said EWWWW! and ran away laughing

heres another one:
so on a feild trip i was siting in my seat and had to fart SUPER bad and i didnt know what to do and we were listening to music on the bus so i decided to fart when the music was the loudest. so after i farted and couple times i felt better but everyone was staring at me with disgusted looks on their faces!
THATS WHEN I LEARNED THAT I WAS LISTENING TO MY IPOD!!!!

K GOTTA ANOTHER ONE:
so during school we were changing in the gym and so i was last one to go in the shhower so while i was BUTT naked a fire started in the building and the water stoppe and the gym teacher pulled me out WITHOUT a towl infront of the ENTIRE school
i started crying while hinding behind a bush
what made it worse was when people started taking pics and put them ALL over myspace and facebook