i almost DIED laughing in her vagina

DownUp (+7 rating, 13 votes)

im 20, i live with my gayfriendly, chill mom.
my room is the one with the window in front of the house. one day my gf at the time and i were getting it on in my room and my mom walked in to look out the window cause she heard a car and my sister wasnt home yet (mind you, we thought she was asleep).
when the door opened, i was “down there” if you know what i mean. my then-girlfriend pushed my head down, pulled the covers over me and pretended to be asleep.. so we basically looked like a really long person with different feet.

i almost DIED laughing in her vagina.

luckily my mom didnt even notice us. she just looked out the blinds and left.
it was so damn funny.