my best friends pool party

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So not too long ago I was getting ready to go to my best friends pool party. I had bought a brand new bikini to wear and I was so excited to show off in front of the guy that I liked who was going to be there. I hadn’t had myself measured in a while so I assumed I was still a 32C. I had bought the bikini and left the store and didn’t put it on until the day of the party. Of course I then realized that the bikini top was too small for me but the party was only a few hours away so I had no choice but to wear the bikini and pray nothing embarrassing would happen. Walking into the party I felt like I was busting out. My boobs were bouncing all over the place and the bikini was barely holding on. I was good until they decided to have a dive off. I couldn’t possibly jump off a diving board wearing that bikini but they pushed me onto the board and I basically had no choice. As I jumped off the board, in mid air I knew what had just happened. I felt my bikini top snap and my boobs were flying out in the open. As I landed in the water I heard all of the whistling, shouting and laughing. My crush ended up handing me my bikini top that had fell off & I was mortified. It turns out that I am a 38DD and I’ll never jump off a diving board again.

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he was gay

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Hmm the guys I dated ended of course in the following order: moved away unexpectly, ended up comitting suicide, found out he was gay, got bluntly murdered, likes to wear women clothing, and finally one ended normally by him picking another girl over me.. My dating life is starting to look up.

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The first time date

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The first time I asked a guy out, I forgot we were on a date and left him to go hang out with my friends. When I returned he was all lonely and stuff. I’m bad at staying in one spot so I invited him to slow dance and he did reluctantly. Although, I drove him home and I think he wanted a goodnight kiss…or at least a proper goodbye. But I was hungry and just dropped him off and went home. 1 week later I found out I crushed his heart accidentally. It’s sorta embarrassing…

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pants fell down

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I was at a bouncy house with my best friend at the time and we were going through a bouncy maze thing and you had to squeeze through this one thing and when i did it made my pants come down.. Like underwear and everything, in front of a little girl and her mom. I pulled up my pants real fast and then a little later i heard the little girl ask her mom “isnt that the girl whos pants fell down?” I DIED! :( prolly top 3 most embarssing moments of my life.

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underwear one

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At the park there’s like theses gates and everyone likes to climb over the gates, and I was with my friends including boys and I’m wearing a skirt and what happened was I got up on it and sort of crouched and jumped off but the band of my skirt was stuck in the fence so it literally slipped off😂 never been so embarrassed

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Nice layup

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Probably back in HS, my friends and I vs another bunch of guys in a pick up game of BBall.

They finally let me get into the game, and I stole the ball and took off for the basket. Trying to make the most of my limited playing time, I went to do a layup, the ball slipped out of my hand and flew up over the backboard.

Needless to say everyone was on the ground laughing, and they pulled me back out of the game.

I went to my 20 year reunion and one guy walked up to me, and the first thing he said was “Nice layup”.

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my bra unsnapped

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I was walking to lunch with my friends and my bra unsnapped so I went to the bathroom and unfortunately chose a stall that doesn’t shut so I did the best I could and pulled it to were it would stay and pulled my shirt up and turned my bra around so I could see to clasp it and at that moment a girl opened my stall and there was a line of other girls behind her

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bra section

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Well when I got one not even my first me and my mum went to marks and Spencer’s to get it and there’s this giant bra section, anyways as usual my mums really embarrassing and she grabs all these bras and was like holding them up to me and right at that moment a boy from my class walks past and sorta smiles at me, while my mums holding these bras against me

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Group tent

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So one time at my school camp I was in a group tent and I slept with no pants or underwear. When it was time to get up all of us started standing up and getting ready. Without remembering what I did I stood up and stretched exposing myself to not only the people in the tent but people who were looking through the tent’s front door. I quickly got back in my sleeping bag and hopped over to my bag to get my pants. While I was going there my tent buddies had a little fun by pushing me out the tent and then taking my sleeping back and zipping up the tent forcing me to stand there showing all of my school my penis. They let me back in and I got dressed but not before everybody had seen me naked

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Horse Race

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My girlfriend and I were going on a date to watch a horse race. We hadnít ever been to one before and thought it might be interesting. My girlfriend is Hispanic and she is one inch taller than me and she has very large breasts and a beautiful face. I dressed for our date in a plain t shirt and jeans, while she was wearing a white blouse and skirt with over the calve boots.† The skirt and boots really emphasized her nice tan legs, and her boots had two inch heels making her even taller than me, which was another thing I liked about her.

We arrived at the racetrack a couple of hours early and we ended up getting to go down to see one of the horses, named Seize. Of course horses have strange names, across the warm up area was another horse named Egyptian king. However, since we ran into the owner of Seize first, my girlfriend was able to talk him into taking us to meet his horse.

When we got there, my girlfriend was laughing with the owner about how I didnít think Seize was going to win. He gave me a slightly annoyed look and said we would see. I hadnít said anything about who I thought was going to win, but I knew she was just teasing me as she frequently did. We then met the workers, caretakers of Seize, and shook each of their hands. There was five of them and they all smiled as they shook my girlfriendís hand while they then gave me an apathetic handshake, probably because they heard when she said my thoughts about their horse.

She then asked the owner if we could pet the horse, and he did seem very charmed with her, so he did say yes. She then walked us over to it and we began to pet it, beginning at the front, and then working towards the back. She then grabbed my hand and put it on the horseís member. All the workers, as well as the owner, paused but the horse didnít do anything. She then had me pet the horseís member a few times and then pulled my hand away.

Afterwards, she turned and talked to the owner and the workers and said that the reason she did that was so I could feel what a real manís part felt like because I was so small. Then she said that none of you guys have that problem, right. They all snickered and said hell no. She said thanks and then thanked the owner for letting us come down to visit Seize and all of the employees and then we left as she waved good bye to everyone.

We then went to the snack bar and got some drinks and nachos. She then told the attendant that I had stroked Seizeís member so he should be a safe bet to win. The attendant smirked and said thanks for the tip. We then walked over to the betting window and she reached in my front pocket and grabbed my wallet. I had carried it there since I had once been pickpocketed while carrying it in my back pocket. It was odd having her reach in my pocket to grab my wallet in public, but she loudly said for me not to worry because she didnít touch my privates. Then she said that she tried to reach around for them but couldnít find them. A lot of the people around us giggled since she had implied I was too small for her to have found them. She then opened my wallet and said that I was hiding a lot of money from her and she took it all out, it was two thousand, and told the betting window to put it all on Seize and, since I had rubbed his member, this horse should win. A lot of people continued to giggle but then lined up and began betting on Seize themselves, although I didnít hear any of their bets be as big as mine. I had been carrying this money for my rent and car payment, and if I lost, I didnít know what I would do about them.

We then took our snacks and went to the stands. She was telling everyone while we were going there that they should bet on Seize because I had rubbed his member. Of course everyone giggled and I continued to be embarrassed. We then found our seats and sat down to eat our nachos and drink our drinks. She then gave me my empty wallet back and said we were going to have to have a talk about me hiding money from her, and if I had anything to say about that. I said they were for my rent and car payment, and she said, sure they were and then said she wanted me to start letting her see my bills and my paychecks unless I was hiding something. I said I wasnít hiding anything and she said to stop back talking and trying to make a scene. I said okay weíll talk about this later. She then said why was I in a bad mood. We had come to have fun and every time she was laughing that I seemed to have a sourpuss face. I said I didnít like some of her comments and that she had made me rub Seize and she said I had no sense of humor and wanted to know what was fun for me if coming here and joking around wasnít. She then turned away and continued eating her nachos. I couldnít believe this, after all the swipes she had taken since we got here, I was the one who was having to apologize. I touched her shoulder and turned her to me and said she was right, I needed to lighten up and enjoy myself. She then said what about me giving her my paychecks and bills. I then said okay. She said good, and gave me a kiss. She said she was good with money and she would pay my bills and then give me some spending money depending on how good I was. She then said, now letís enjoy this race. I couldnít believe what I had agreed to and how I had apologized after she had humiliated me in front of so many people. Nevertheless, it was time for the race to begin and we stood up and cheered and Seize did win!

Afterwards, the announcer said that he had heard that somebody had given Seize a lucky rub and that if that person would go to the horse, he would get a prize. We had already one on four to one odds, which had actually come down to one to one by race time since so many were betting that way. My girlfriend yelled and pointed and said I was the one and a lot of people had heard her mention that before so there was no denying it. I was embarrassed, but was trying to have fun as she and I had just discussed. I then walked over to the horse, as the announcer said, and would be given an additional check of ten thousand if I rubbed the horse again as I had. I blushed with embarrassment, but finally did this as everyone in the audience took a picture of me doing this. I then laughed with the owner before going back to my girlfriend with the check.

She then walked me to the car and began to kiss me and said she really had fun, but she wanted to see how much I liked her. We then began making out in the parking lot. This was very enjoyable with her big breasts and beautiful face. She then pulled out my belt and pulled down my pants and underwear. She then laughed and said she had never seen a guy as small as I was before. There was an awkward silence. She then said if I had anything to say since not only was I small, but I wasnít erect. I was beyond embarrassed and her silence just made me feel even more so. She then continued by saying that first I had been a sourpuss all day and the funny part about that was the small comment she made was true after all, she then said I still hadnít really apologized for my back talk about the bills and paycheck, and now this non-erection, and I had added to this by not giving any explanation. It was very embarrassing getting scolded with my pants down, but she said, donít you dare pull them up until you give me an explanation for pretty much ruining this date.

I didnít know what to do or say and I started crying. She then said that now she knew I was a cry baby and said that was how she was going to treat me from now on, as a baby, and that meant she was to be obeyed without question, and would have to be discipline when she felt I needed it. She then said for me to say I agreed with this. I cried and said yes, and have been under her control since. I never did get to see her naked boobs like I had hoped!

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