I’m a gay guy and had recently broken up with my boyfriend and was feeling really horny from being what we call in the gay community “underbuttf*cked”. It was really getting hard to find someone, and what made it worse was it seemed my “gaydar”, gay radar – to tell if someone is gay, wasn’t working properly. I kept hitting on straight guys, and most of them would say they weren’t interested, but occasionally I’d get someone who would be very upset that I was hitting on him. Dial it down and just say no, I’d say to these upset guys, but still, it was embarrassing with all this rejection and the fact that I was outing myself to a lot of straight guys. It just seemed that the more I threw myself out there, the more straights I kept getting embarrassed and rejected by. Finally, it did start getting too embarrassing and I was facing too much rejection that I decided to take a breather and wait for one to come along, but I’m still horny!
For my twenty first birthday, my girlfriend, who is one year and three months older than me, and who I live with, decided to throw me a party. She had teased me a lot during the fifteen months that she had to buy me alcohol, which was usually wine coolers, but she would frequently buy herself some hard liquor for herself and tease me about being underage. I did get a lot of teasing from her and she also had me give her my paycheck and she managed our money.
Now it was my twenty first birthday and she had sent out a lot of invitations to our house, my family, her family, my friends, her friends, our mutual friends, our coworkers, some neighbors most of whom we barely knew, and as many others as she could think of. She had picked up a cake, but had not let me see it even though it was very large in the box. She then had everyone sit down in our house in various chairs and sofas in our living room. She then passed out papers that had full size picture of my face on them. These were very clear pictures and showed my face up close. It was a little embarrassing seeing my face up close like that, but what happened next brought my embarrassment to a whole new level. She told everybody, and there were about sixty or so people there, to count my freckles and then to do a connect the dots drawing with them and that whoever had the best design that used all of my freckles would get to draw that design on my face. I do have a lot of freckles, but I had never counted them myself. My girlfriend, and most of the people there, didn’t have hardly any, although some of my family did.
Most of the people giggled and then started counting and drawing. My girlfriend had plenty of pencils and markers for those who asked, she then told my family members that it was all in fun and to go ahead and join in, and pretty soon everyone was busy. My girlfriend would walk around and coach people to be creative, and especially egged on most of my friends and coworkers to do so.
After the counting, the number of freckles that I had was 137. My girlfriend then asked everyone to take pictures of their drawing with their phones before turning them in to her. She was the judge and picked out the one that she thought was the funniest, and then showed it real fast to everyone and asked who drew it and a guy stood up. I think it was one of her friends, but I didn’t get to see the picture. She then turned me around and gave the guy a purple marker and had him draw his drawing on my face. While he and I were engaged in this, she stood in front of everyone to show everyone all of the drawings and told people to take pictures of them with their phones.
Meanwhile the guy who was drawing on my face seemed to be gay and asked me to stop looking at his crotch. He did slap me whenever he said I was moving and making it hard for him to finish. It was hard not to look since he was standing right in front of me and kept moving my head as he was drawing on me. He was standing up in front of me while I was sitting in a chair and stood very close to me. Finally, he told me he was done and slapped me one more time. He told he had counted twenty one slaps for my birthday. I then smiled as now I knew what the slaps were for, but he grabbed my head and slammed it into his pants where is crotch was. Since my mouth was open from smiling, I actually felt the outline of his crotch in my mouth but he then told me to get up and show everyone my face.
Since I didn’t have a mirror, I didn’t know what he drew, but most of the people gasped at me, although there were a few smirks. It also seemed that my girlfriend didn’t show that picture when she was going through the pictures, but she told everyone to take a picture of me now, and pretty much everyone did. Afterwards, it was time for the cake.
She brought out the box with the cake and when she opened it, it was a sheet cake with another close up picture of me and on the top it said “Freckle Birthday” and on the bottom it said “Connect the Dots” The then had everyone sing “Freckle Birthday” instead of Happy birthday, and say Freckle Face instead of my name. She then had me blow out the candles and had everyone return to their seats while she cut the cake and had me deliver the cake to them. While they were eating, she and I returned to our seats at the front of the room and she had me unwrap the gifts. Interestingly, most of the gifts were connect the dot books, although there were a few other things. I think she had put connect the dot books as the gift everyone should bring on the invitations, but some brought something else anyway. She had me say thank you as I opened every gift to the giver. Finally the party was about to wrap up, but she did bring out a mirror so I could finally see what the gay guy had drawn on my face. To my chagrin, he had drawn five penises, two on each of my cheeks and one from my forehead along my nose. The heads of all of them were just outside my mouth, but actually it looked like the tips were in my mouth, like I was sucking five penises! This whole party was embarrassing, but this was extremely so. However, I didn’t want to cry on my birthday so I acted like it didn’t bother me. My girlfriend then said that the party had ended and everyone started to leave. She gave everyone another page with my face on it in case they wanted to do another connect the dots later as they were leaving. She said they could forward it to her when they finished and they could make copies for many connect the dot drawings. Everyone already had several pictures on their phones with my face and various drawings on it. Nobody was going to forget about all this for years to come. Finally, when it was just me and her she said that she appreciated that I was such a good sport and that she was going to give me some wild sex for that. She also said that the gay guy had been chosen beforehand and he had helped her come up with the idea and had already drawn my picture before the party and that we could thank him later. Actually I didn’t really want to do that. We then went into our bedroom and, after a little teasing about my freckles and the drawing, she really made me glad it was my birthday.
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It was night time on my girlfriend’s birthday. She and I had gone out to dinner, but the restaurant had messed up her order. They were usually an excellent restaurant, but this time they had messed up. Of course they offered her a replacement, and it was on the house, but she was still disappointed. We came back and, since it was her birthday, we were going to have sex. We went into the bedroom and began making out while taking off our clothes. We were both naked and, to my embarrassment, I didn’t have an erection. She sighed and said after everything tonight, you can’t get an erection. I was extremely embarrassed and she put her hand on my penis, but after fifteen minutes I still couldn’t get it up. Of course, I was embarrassed and frustrated, but she said, after the fiasco at dinner I was expecting some birthday sex and you won’t give me that. I tried putting my own hand on my penis, but I still couldn’t get it up. She then said, you know, it’s not like you’re giving me sex every night. I didn’t think it was unreasonable for me to expect sex on my birthday do you? I held my head down and said no. She used put her finger under my chin and tilted my head back up so I was looking at her and she continued, and asked me what did I think we should do? I couldn’t think of anything and she began to put her clothes back on. I began to do the same, but she said that since it was her birthday and that I hadn’t given her sex after the restaurant experience that I had taken her to, that she felt she was entitled to something. I was still sitting on the edge of the bed naked while she was standing in front of me with her clothes on and she said, Don’t you agree I should get something not only for my birthday, but for the fact that you ruined it. I started to argue that the restaurant wasn’t my fault, and I couldn’t help the fact that I couldn’t get an erection. She then said, At the restaurant did you yell at the manager for the screw-up, No, and even if you couldn’t get an erection, did you offer anything else, No. Therefore, these are both on you. I gulped and said I hadn’t realized that and that she was right. She then began, Now, as I said before, you haven’t really been giving me a lot of sex, so I want some things to change. First, I want you to wear a dress when you’re in the house if you haven’t given me sex the night before. This will be an incentive for you to be more manly, do you agree. I gulped again, but saw her point and said okay. She said, and don’t answer me okay, but yes ma’am from now on. Is that understood? I said yes ma’am and she continued. Also, if you haven’t given me sex the night before, I want you to do all cooking, cleaning, and other chores around the house, do you agree? I said yes ma’am. She said, finally one more thing, I am horny now, since you obviously aren’t going to satisfy me tonight, I want you to think of three guys that I can choose from to have sex with tonight. I do think I deserve this. I gasped at this, and began to argue, but she said, so you don’t think I deserve sex on my birthday? How dominant are you trying to be? I said I hadn’t thought of it that way, and said she was right after all. I then thought and named three, my younger brother, one of her ex boyfriends, and a coworker. She then said for me to call each of them up and say that I wasn’t able to have an erection but if they could come over and have sex with me. I did, they all thought I was joking and laughed and hung up. She then said that she was going to call one of them back and tell him that it wasn’t a joke and it was up to me to choose which one. I chose my brother and she did call him up and told him that I had just called and it wasn’t a joke, but that I had said that he could have birthday sex with her. He seemed to say okay and said he’d be right over. She then said that she was going to call the other two and tell them that it wasn’t a joke either, but that she would have to schedule with them another time. I got dressed in the clothes from the evening, and my brother came over and he and my girlfriend actually did have sex, my brother had asked again for my approval and I had to say yes since I had just agreed with my girlfriend about this for her birthday. They went in the bedroom and had sex while I waited in the living room. Afterwards, he left and my girlfriend said thanks to me for letting her get satisfied, but she still wanted me to agree that she could have sex with any of the three whenever I didn’t with her. I did agree and beginning the next morning, I put on one of her dresses while I was in the house, but I changed and we left to go shopping and we picked out some more dresses and skirts that were more my size and I began doing all the other things we had agreed to, while she frequently had sex with the three guys I had named whenever I didn’t have sex with her myself. She was satisfied and I knew I was letting her be happy. She and I did have sex a lot less frequently and almost became girlfriends with me doing a lot of the house chores, but she was a lot hornier than me and got all the sex that she needed. Actually, like most women, she hardly ever wore dresses herself, but now I almost always did. Occasionally, I would try to have sex with her myself, but she usually laughed mostly because I was in a dress and her laugh would make my erection go back down. One time I was actually able to keep my erection, and we did have sex so I got to wear regular clothes the next day, but then I would go long periods of time without giving her sex, so I’d be back to the dress or skirt. I got so used to it that I began wearing it when company came over, and of course, when any of her three guys came over, I would wait in the living room while they had sex. Sometimes they would even jokingly flirt with me, which I actually found flattering.
Every year my family has a reunion in Connecticut, we all go down to a picnic area that’s pretty close to a beach. One year when i was 14 we did just that, and me, my sister(17), and one of our female cousins (24) went down to the beach. The beach was quite crowded as usual but we decided to stay for a while. After about 2 or so hours it was getting to about dinner time so we figured we’d go for a quick swim and walk back to my uncles house since the picnic was over. The water was kinda cold but it was nice, but the waves were kinda high and rough. We went out at least 30 yards and one wave was too high and knocked me down under the water and my swim trunks came off! I got my head above water and tried to reach around for them, but nothing. I was too scared to tell my sister and my cousin, so we started to swim back and i was quickly trying to think of a way to get to a towel first but i remembered that we hadn’t brought any because we didn’t have a long walk back, it was only about a mile and a half. I finally called over to them and told them and they just started laughing and laughing. My cousin then said i could either get out now and “bare it all” or hope later that night some good Samaritan would give me something to wear. I wasn’t going to take my chances, i got out and shamefully covered up. We had things we needed to carry, like chairs and their purses; so of course they mad me carry the 2 chairs so there was no hope of me covering up, i argued and pleaded but they wouldn’t give in. We had to walk what felt like hours along the beach to leave and i got so many stairs from little kids, teenage girls and even old people! It was the worst day of my life, and i still had to walk a mile and a half just to face THE REST OF MY FAMILY. The cold water of the ocean and the cool summer winds did not help me look to well endowed either! We walked along the road for a few minutes and a truck pulls up, and its another one of my cousins! My sister hopped in the bed of the truck and as i took a step up i got nailed in the balls by my cousin causing me to crumple to the ground in agonizing pain! My sister then got back out and duct taped my hands behind my back and they drove off together. And there i was naked and unable to save myself from the embarrassment of passing cars seeing my penis and balls. I passed at least 5 people who were walking dogs who never even looked me in the face and just stared at my dick or gave me a look of empathy. But i did reach my uncles house and when i walked into the backyard i heard multiple laughs and roars of laughter, i even heard a camera click a few times! It was the most embarrassing ting that’s ever happened to me!
Am 22 years Old Fit and My Penis is So Tiny it’s less Then half an Inch. A Couple of days Ago I Went Walking so I Get Down the road and I had to Pee. I Had 2 Chooses Turn around and walk a couple blocks and go home to pee or walk to the store I go to everyday.. so I deside to walk to the store to go to the bathroom I rushed in there (this is a really Small Bathroom for one person. You can touch all 4 walls) anyway since I was in a Rush I Didnt lock the door.. I didn’t have time to try to aim (because am so tiny) I didn’t want to pee on my balls or shorts so I sat down to pee and right when I was trying to sit a guy (younger then me) walks in. I froze I didn’t know what to do or say.. he starts busting out laughing as he yells for everyone to come over there and all these guys run up pointing and laughing saying there’s are Way Bigger.. then they all pull out there phones and start taking pictures.. I didn’t know what to do if I stand up they will get closer look at how tiny it is.. since I was in shock somehow my penis shrinks more.. now am was just stuck there with no penis and more people kept coming to look so I said its know or never so I standed up and I froze again it felt like forever. After I try to pull up my shorts the guys pull me out of bathroom naked.. they pull me to the middle of store… Some of the teens pulled out there big Dicks to show me how tiny I am.. they told me they will leave me alone if I can show them my Tiny Penis hard to see if I even have one.. I just stood there not knowing what to do so this guy walks up to me and starts playing with it with 1 pointfinger.. he keeps laughing and was saying it was like rubbing a ant bit.. they all start laughing while they are recording it. I was trying to get hard but was still In shock after a minute they told me if I wasn’t gunna get hard they where going to tie me up outside and leave me naked. I my body went into shock.. after a couple of minutes I started getting hard. But since I was in shock my dick just got hard but stayed almost they same size.. this never happened to me before after they cries out with laughter. Look his tiny peepee is like half a inch hard.. after that they took me outside anyway.. people driving by where stopping to see it.. lol saying tiny jokes and saying they couldn’t even see it from in there car.. this group of girls came up laughing saying dam it’s summer it’s not even cold after they kept laughing because I got soft again(like a scared Turtle) I picked up my shorts and ran off .. it sucks because it’s the store I go to everyday because I live a couple Blocks from it.. yesterday I went to the store.. I got pantsed and they started calling me baby dick..
Hi, my name’s Emily and back when i was in 7th grade, me and my friends decided to have a dare competition where the whole group dares a person to do something. The only rule was that it couldn’t result in police showing up. So this is about my turn. MY friends had dared me to run through our school completely naked and wear a mask so i didn’t get in trouble. I was to start right after the last bell rang so i could get into my older sisters car before anyone chased after me. It was Friday so our teacher let us out 5 minuets early, so it gave me more time. Me and my friends went straight to the gym lockers rooms so i could strip. And just as the bell rang i threw the mask on and ran as fast as i could through the halls, out the door and into the parking lot. But there was one problem, MY SISTER WAS LATE!! So i was forced to duck around corners for a few minuets until she came. I almost killed her for it, and she also forgot a spare change of clothes so i had to ride home naked. And i know some people saw me even as i was ducking down in the seat. I also had to spend the rest of the night naked as part of the dare, but that was way easier.
It all started on my way home from school, I got off the bus heading home. When 3 senior girls grab my arms, and drag me to a tree. My hands were duct taped together and i was stripped of all my clothes, except for my underwear. They then put a pink thong over my boxers , and hung my boxers to a lower branch. One of the girls climbed the tree, and grabbed the thong, then raised it to a higher branch. They stood there for a few minutes laughing, then left with my clothes. A few minutes later I hear a rip coming from my boxers, the boxers rip. Leaving only the thong holding me up, I hung there for twenty minutes before i was able to get the thong loose. I ran home as fast as I could, with my backpack in hand. It was so embarrassing, and painful to experience.
I was at my friends house in her basement when this happened. I was lying on the floor face down watching tv. It was night time and I was sleeping over so I was in pajamas. They were those slippery silk like ones that are super comfortable. My friend and her sisters were playing around behind me on the couch when suddenly I feel a tug on my pants. One of the sisters thought it would be funny to pants me. Since I was wearing pajamas I didn’t have any underwear on. And since my pants were so silky and I was laying flat on my stomach those pants came right off. In reflex I spread my legs outward to try to stop the pants from going any further but they were already off of me. All that did was completely expose everything I have down below. From the sinkhole to the nether regions. With laughter filling the room, the sister who pulled my pants clean off threw them across the room. All I could do was get up, cover my “hoo ha” with my hands, and go get my pants back. I had trouble getting them back on because of how shocked and embarrassed I was. It must have been quite a sight seeing me expose my butt for so long. For the rest of the night my friend acted like she was going to pants me. I kept my guard as long as I could until I went to the kitchen. I thought it was just me and her parents in there. I was looking in the refrigerator when she snuck up behind me and yanked my pants to the floor. I was bent at the waist so whoever was behind me got a pretty good view. Her parents, sitting at the table right in front of the refridgerator, started laughing like hyenas. I had never thought those comfortable, silky, pants could have been used against me so well. In one night I was completely exposed from the waist down to a whole family and they thought it was hilarious. I never thought I could be so embarrassed in front of close friends.
My friend kerra and I always enjoy making bets, between one another. So we both went to the highschool football game together. In the beginning of the game I made a bet, that if my team won then she would have to wear and do what I tell her for a day. And vise versa. Anyway my team lost, and she had me wear a maid uniform. Then she drove me to her house wearing that uniform. Her friends were there laughing at me, and I was completely embarrassed. I cleaned her house, completley, then she told me to put on a diaper. I did as I am a man of my word, they had baby stuff like, pacifiers, bottles, and bibs. They took lots of photos, and my face started to turn red with embarrasment.
So not too long ago I was getting ready to go to my best friends pool party. I had bought a brand new bikini to wear and I was so excited to show off in front of the guy that I liked who was going to be there. I hadn’t had myself measured in a while so I assumed I was still a 32C. I had bought the bikini and left the store and didn’t put it on until the day of the party. Of course I then realized that the bikini top was too small for me but the party was only a few hours away so I had no choice but to wear the bikini and pray nothing embarrassing would happen. Walking into the party I felt like I was busting out. My boobs were bouncing all over the place and the bikini was barely holding on. I was good until they decided to have a dive off. I couldn’t possibly jump off a diving board wearing that bikini but they pushed me onto the board and I basically had no choice. As I jumped off the board, in mid air I knew what had just happened. I felt my bikini top snap and my boobs were flying out in the open. As I landed in the water I heard all of the whistling, shouting and laughing. My crush ended up handing me my bikini top that had fell off & I was mortified. It turns out that I am a 38DD and I’ll never jump off a diving board again.