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EWWW YOUR PENIS IS HARD

EWWW YOUR PENIS IS HARD

1LaughBack in like 10th grade, I used to joke around with this asian chick who rode my bus, she was a little cute, but she was innocent as ****, she literally had no idea what the word “pussy” meant until halfway through 10th grade. Anyway, so I’m sitting in the back with some friends, and [...]

the most embarrassing way you have ever treated anyone

the most embarrassing way you have ever treated anyone

0LaughSomeone got a crazyyyy idea in their head that i was totally totally in like with them.
I hung out with someone one time and thought whatever that was fun, next day, I forget them , then they still tried to talk to me, and I guess they really thought I liked them, but I didn’t, [...]

Should I go to school tomorrow

2LaughI was standing in the quad of the school (the area where like half the school sits at lunch) and having a good time with my friends. I started to feel really sick though, because the food wasn’t that great. It turns out the burrito’s had black beans in them- which I’m allergic to…. Who [...]

Embarrassing Diarrhea story

1LaughI work at McDonald’s and I was feeling so sick today and out of no where went diarrhea in my pants (I was wearing shorts), and it poured all over the floor, and I ran to the bathroom. The next moment, my manager was cleaning up the diarrhea with the same cloth she scrubs the [...]

I worked at the horse raceway at the CHIP TENT!!!!!!!!

0LaughOMG!!!!
I worked at the horse raceway at the CHIP TENT!!!!!!!!
Basically I was serving hot chips for hours on end! lol It was terrible!
I had to wear a baggy white polo (It smelt like chips and covered in greese and sweat bbllahg) and a faded blue apron with jeans and hair tied up…sick….
Now I work at [...]

you know you have a hole in your jeans?

0LaughI remember I was wearing some jeans that some holes in them but in the knee area of my jeans which I wore for work. My mother pulls into a gas station for me to buy some soda and stuff. Anywho while I’m getting out of the car my mother says, “you know you have [...]

she did a poo, stinky

0LaughI have a 5 year old boy, when his sister does a number 2 he and his friends think it’s funny to run around saying ‘Err, she did a poo, stinky’.
Over the summer we went camping and had to stay the night on a make-shift site with one stinky little portable toilet. I took my [...]

you have paint on your face

0LaughWe were at a local church supper once, and one of the locals, has a large birth mark on her face. It is bright red, and covers half her face. I have grown up seeing this older lady, and barely even notice it anymore. My younger brother, who is quite younger than I am, was [...]

I’m poopy! I’m poopy

0LaughI take my kids to church with me on Sunday. When my daughter was a little over 2 and still in diapers, she would get really bored in church and insist she needed a diaper change just so we’d have to go to the bathroom for awhile. One sunday in church she again told me [...]

that chick is hot

0LaughMy son was 3 yrs old at the time that we’re on a plane from Germany going to Atlanta sitting next to this Indian man who smelled like he hadn’t seen the inside of a shower in about 2 weeks. I was going to just improvise nose plugs or just grin and bear it but [...]

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