Evil Siblings
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Loading ...One day about 9 years ago, my cousin was visiting us, and as he was getting ready to leave, he gave me a massive wedgie, then my sister gave me a wedgie, then my other sister gave me a wedgie, then my brother gave me a wedgie, and my neighbor who had snuck over seeing what was happening to me, and asked if she could give me one too, not only did they say yes, but they held me there so she could, but right after she gave me the wedgie she pantsed me, my siblings were suprised but they kept holding me, then she pulled my underwear down, they lifted me up out of my pants & underwear, then they took my shirt off, duck taped my hands behind my back, and taped my feet together, pushed me over and ran inside and locked me out, worst of all, when I was finally let into the house after like 3 hours of being naked, I discovered they had hidden all of my clothes from me, it took me 4 hours to find them. The next day at school I discovered they had taken pictures and posted them all over the place, but the students at the Middle School decided as funny as the pics were they wanted a live show, so my siblings & neighbor who all happened to go to the same school stripped me butt naked, and tied me up to the flagpole, and many more.
7. February 2010
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clearly audible
(+2 rating, 2 votes) Loading ...OK, so i live with my dad and the other day me and my gf were having sex(loudly)and the following morning my dad walks up and says"i sure hope you used a condom"
5. February 2010
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naked date
(+3 rating, 5 votes) Loading ...My name is jake and my girlfriend Kate and I are considered the hottest couple in school at least thats what most of the students say. Anyway it was our junior year in high school and these senior A [Macy,Callie,and Janice] and boys [Ben,and john] who apperantly were jeolous walk up to us and we knew they hated us and it wasent the first time they did something to someone they hated so we ran but they tackled us and took us to the woods. They tie us up to a tree with ducktape [They use ducktape through the whole story] and macy asks what should we do with them? ben whispers something to macy. So they untie us and stripp me to my underwear and strpp kate to her braw and thongs. Then macy strippes herself to her braw and thongs and ben strippes himself to his underwear they tie us to the ground.Then they MAKE OUT WITH US making out like touching kissing with toungs that sortof thing then after 10 minites they ask us did you like it and we were like hec no so they untie us again and they get food like bananas, peas, corn, milk, pizza, sugar then they get twigs, leafs, dirt, worms. Then they put it down in our underwear and give us hanging wedgies it took only 5 minites for kates thongs to break off it took 15 minites for my underwear to break off so im naked and they take kates braw off so she is naked they tape my right hand to kates left hand and my left to her right then they take us in every hallway even the gym make us spin around to expose ourselfs and everyone was clapping slapping our butts whistleing and taking pictures then when there were no teachers they tie us to the front of the school then some club came out when they leave us and saw us naked again taking more pictures whistling and clapping but they got picked up at the other side of the school. Then here comes the principle who was luckly still here it was like 6:00PM now we told him what happened he untied us and he told us to get our clothes but john stayed in the woods while everyone else went to expose us ans when we looked our clother were gone so we ran home and we still have to cross streets naked and the people in the cars were whistling and taking pictures I had to cross like 5 streets and I have no idea how many kate had to cross I just know we had a lot of explaining to do on why we were home like 5 hours late and most of all why we were naked. we now get wedgies on the flagpoles and wedgies tied together with kate but those our other stories we get stripped and pansed. We still are bf and gf but its all because of this 1 inncident of why we are now called the nerd couple. Oh and what happened to macy callie jenice ben and john well they got kicked out of our school thank goodness
4. February 2010
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Popcorn on the floor
(-2 rating, 2 votes) Loading ...Okay, so, I was at the movie theatre with my fiance watching 2012, and we had gotten candy, popcorn, and coke on ice. Well, halfway through the movie, I had to pee, I had my fiance hold the popcorn while I went to the bathroom. Well, when I came back I sat down and he had to switch leg postitions while in the chair and his legs were numb so he couldn't move them without using his hands, so he tried to hand me the popcorn and instead of making sure I had grabbed ahold of the top of the bag, he just set it on my hand. I tried to grab the top of the bag with my other and and the popcorn bag went flying and popcorn spilled everywhere!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was so embarassing!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. February 2010
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Fell off of the bed!!!!!!!!!!!
(+3 rating, 3 votes) Loading ...My fiance and i were at a hotel, (we are enrolled in Job Corps and can't do anything at the place so we go out to a hotel to do it) and after a very romantic session I was thirsty and he couldn't move because it was so good... so anyway, I started to roll over to get up off the bed, (mind you i'm in my birthday suit) and i fell off of the edge of the bed... He asked me if I was okay first but once I said I was he started laughing his a** off and i laughed with him so that he wouldn't think anything was wrong... it kinda hurt my butt tho... LMAO
2. February 2010
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Shouted Just ABIT too Loud…
(+1 rating, 3 votes) Loading ...Well My Mum Passed Away When I Was 6 :( , So I Live With My Dad And Two Brothers they are 13 and 14, I Went The Toilet And Noticed i Had Started My Period, I Shouted To My Dad , "DAD WE NEED TO GO THE SHOPS!" then he shouted back and asked me why , because i completely trust my brothers i just shouted back, " I THINK I'VE STARTED MY PERIOD!?" .. he then agreed to take me to the shops so i just used tissue for abit , when i came out the toilet , i went back to my room which i share with my brothers to get my coat, and there sat on the xbox was my brothers and 3 of there friends .. i couldn't look them in the face! i was soooo embarrassed! :(
7. February 2010
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